Donald Trump and the Children's Hour

As you know, the other day Donald Trump was quoted as calling the White House a "real dump." 

But now that he's at General Kelly's Tough Love School he's denying it.



And to prove how much he loves the place he's going to extraordinary lengths.

Donald Trump and the Republican Revolt

Ever since he accused Barack Obama of tapping his phone, Donald Trump has been trying to behave himself.

He has toned down his compulsive tweeting. He hasn't made any other outrageous statements. 

He's trying to reassure Americans, and the rest of the world, that he's not having a nervous breakdown. And that he can be trusted with the nuclear button.

But sadly for him, this tweet can only have made even more people wonder about his mental state.

The Night Hillary Clinton Demolished Donald Trump

I must admit I was a bit worried,  deeply concerned, a nervous wreck before last night's debate between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

The bloated demagogue has been enjoying some momentum. Polls suggest the race  is now a dead heat.

And with just six weeks to go before the election, it was a critical moment.

But it turns out I shouldn't have worried, because Clinton left Trump looking like a big baby.

Ted Cruz's Hilarious Endorsement of Donald Trump

Let it never be said that Ted Cruz holds a grudge for long. Or that he will let anything get in the way of his feverish desire to be President.

Not even what's left of his dignity, his father's good name, or his wife's honour.

For after having called Donald Trump every dirty word in the book, and claiming he'd have to be a "servile puppy" to endorse him 

Big Ted has rolled over like a lap dog and endorsed him anyway.