Friday, January 30, 2015
Golly. What a difference a day makes. On Wednesday Stephen Harper was loudly taunting the opposition.
And all but inviting the terrorists to attack us.
But yesterday he was suddenly more subdued, as if realizing what might happen if they did attack us. And Canadians blamed him.
So he was barely whispering as he met with security officials, and prepared to turn Canada into a police state.
Well as you know, Stephen Harper is desperately trying to convince us, and our falling loonie, that everything is under control.
And that he is STILL a Great Economist Leader.
But I'm sorry to report failing miserably.
The Canadian dollar is sinking ever deeper, hitting its lowest in almost six years, amid the ongoing rout in the oil market and increasingly “dovish” central banks.
Because now the poor loonie is the Harper Peso. And we're all a little poorer.
But then why should we be surprised eh?
When all his claims that he knows what he's doing, are turning out to be FRAUDULENT.
Thursday, January 29, 2015
I always knew he was dangerous. And that madness ran in his family.
I knew the first Harper to arrive in Canada had to removed from office for "violent and oppressive measures vindictive beyond all reason."
I knew one of his grandfathers committed suicide, and that he was prone to violent rages, and frightening bouts of depression.
But today Stephen Harper finally went over the deep end.
Wednesday, January 28, 2015
As I'm sure you know, Stephen Harper has been under a lot of stress recently.
The economy is tanking, he blew the surplus before he had one, only the dumb and the crazy believe that he is still a Great Economist Leader.
And that's driving him CRAAAAAAZY.
So when the time came for him to return to Parliament yesterday, his faithful fanatics in the PMO prepared this little Twitter video to cheer him up.
Pleased to be back on the hill for the new Parliamentary session. #cdnpoli #QP @TwitterCanada https://t.co/BTAHBKmyMr
— Stephen Harper (@pmharper) January 27, 2015
But sadly for him, and them, his day couldn't have been more DISASTROUS.
Well I'm sure it's just a coincidence that on the day Dean Del Mastro appeared in court for his sentencing hearing.
And demanded a mistrial.
Former MP Dean Del Mastro is asking the Ontario Court of Justice to dismiss his Oct. 31 guilty verdicts related to overspending in the 2008 federal election campaign and declare a mistrial.
After having told the judge that her guilty verdict was just a matter of opinion:
The Cons would choose this day to let it be known that they're all for harsh sentences.
Tuesday, January 27, 2015
Well I'm sure you remember how last fall Stephen Harper and his Cons launched a massive advertising blitz aimed at the parents of teenagers who use marijuana.
Whose exaggerated claims resembled the 1936 movie Reefer Madness.
And had worried parents wondering whether they should consult a brain surgeon or a plumber...
He couldn't have had a better excuse to miss the return of Parliament, and dodge all those questions about his catastrophic economic record.
For there he was at the funeral of a dead Mountie.
Looking suitable sorrowful, and posing as a Great Crime Busting Leader.
Which like everything he did today was choreographed to the max.
And accompanied by the distant beat of a fascist drum.
Even by the standards of the monstrous Stephen Harper, whose many images reflect the many warring voices in his head, it's an amazing transformation.
For nine years he was the Oily Messiah, the maniacal missionary who once told an audience in Britain that developing the oil sands was akin to building the Great Wall of China or the Pyramids.
The Father of Albertonia, and of course, Big Oil's favourite pimp...
Monday, January 26, 2015
Well it's been a slow and sad descent for Michelle Rempel, into the darkness or the bowels of Harperland.
From little Miss Con Goldilocks, to the most fanatical follower of her beloved leader Stephen Harper.
The groupie of groupies.
I wish I could tell you what led to that absurd statement. Or why she's calling Google The Google.
But sadly I can't, because I've been BLOCKED !!!!!
Sunday, January 25, 2015
Oh boy. It's lucky that where I live it's impossible to not know that I live in the Great White North.
Because if it wasn't, I might wonder whether I'm still living in Canada, or whether Stephen Harper has already changed it beyond recognition.
For it really is hard to believe that if you type "Stephen Harper was" into the Google search machine.
This is what comes up?