Tuesday, November 21, 2017

The Day Andrew Scheer Revealed His Inner Harper



Ever since Hamish Marshall left The Rebel to become the Con's new campaign manager, Andrew Scheer has tried hard to please him by attempting to change his image from Mr Rebel groupie to Mr Nice Guy.

But no matter how hard he tries, it's just not him. 

He's not a nice guy, he's a nasty religious fanatic. He was for Brexit for all the wrong reasons. He roots for Donald Trump and Jason Kenney.

And every now and then he reveals who he really is...

Monday, November 20, 2017

Donald Trump's Deeply Disturbing Twitter Weekend



Even by Donald Trump's insanely low standards, his behaviour on Twitter in the last 48 hours couldn't be more deranged and deeply disturbing.

Firing out tweets in every direction as if he was in some fevered frenzy.

Looking and sounding more and more like a maniac.

Sunday, November 19, 2017

Is Donald Trump Losing His Marbles Again?



It's really good to know that the U.S. nuclear commander says he would resist an illegal order from Donald Trump.

The US armed forces could refuse an order from the President to launch a nuclear strike if is deemed illegal, the country's top defence officer has said. 

Air Force General John Hyten, commander of US Strategic Command, said he would reject any order from Donald Trump or any other president if it was not lawful.

And not just because it's reassuring that Trump might not be able to kill us all by hitting the wrong button.

The Great War on Christmas Is With Us Again



Uh oh, don't look now, but it seems that the Great War on Christmas has begun.

And not in the United States where Donald Trump has vowed to save Christmas from the liberals and their happy holidays. 

But in Britain, where a group of religious fanatics is threatening to boycott Tesco the large supermarket chain.

For running this seasonal ad.

Samantha Bee on the Homophobic Pervert Roy Moore



As I'm sure you know, Roy Moore is a disgusting creature, more hog than human, for many reasons. 

He's a dirty old man who had to be banned from a mall so he couldn't harass young teenage girls.

He's a religious fanatic, who makes a mockery out of the Christian religion.

But the worst thing about him is his monstrous homophobia.

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Andrew Scheer and the Fatal Rebel Connection



As we now know, Hamish Marshall, the Con's new campaign manager who used to work at The Rebel, has been desperately trying to change Andrew Scheer's image.

From Dr Schmear and Mr Schmeagol, depending on the phase of the moon, to Mr Nice Guy, or Mr Average Canadian.

But it's not easy, and it's not working.

Not when that low budget YouTube reminded many Canadians of a scary David Lynch movie.

Friday, November 17, 2017

The Real Reason For Andrew Scheer's Weird Ad



I knew the Cons were worried. 

I didn't believe them when they said that weird ad, half Forrest Gump and half serial killer, was to introduce Andrew Scheer to Canadians.

When he has been around for thirteen years, and the Con media has given him all the page time or air time he wanted recently, to attack the Trudeau government.

As only Schmeagol can.

Thursday, November 16, 2017

Is Andrew Scheer the New Jason Kenney?



When we last left Andrew Scheer he was walking through a quiet suburb looking like a dazed Forrest Gump, or a weirdo trying to pick up women.

And now we know what the ad produced by his new Mini-Me, Hamish Marshall, the nasty little man who used to work for the hate mongering Rebel, is supposed to do.



Introduce him to Canadians.

"Millions of Canadians don't know Andrew – and we need to change that," Marshall said in a pitch to party members in which he lauded Scheer as a "devoted father of five" who is "true to his conservative principles, in politics and out."

Even though he has been in Parliament for THIRTEEN years. 

What?

But here's what I really don't understand.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Rick Mercer on Jason Kenney's Cowardly War on Children



As I'm sure you know, the bloated bigot Jason Kenney is waging war on LGBT children. Again.

Claiming that his opposition to Alberta's Bill 24, that is designed to protect gay kids who wish to join a Gay-Straight Alliance, doesn't mean he wants to out them to their parents. 

Who could hurt them, or throw them into the street as so many parents do. Or even kill them.

But like everything that self loathing closet queen says or does, his words mean nothing.

And as Rick Mercer says, Kenney should be picking on somebody his own size.

Justin Trudeau and the Con Media Losers



It's now been more than four days since Justin Trudeau missed a meeting of APEC leaders, and our Con media went ballistic.

Claiming he'd sabotaged a trade deal, and that all the other leaders were furious, and that Canada's reputation was RUINED!!!!

And nobody was more outraged than the pompous hack from the National Post Andrew Coyne.



Who fired off so many angry tweets his fingers must have been bleeding.

But while the other Con media stooges finally realized that Trudeau was simply sticking up for our country, and rejecting a bad deal.

And crawled away with their furry tails between their legs.

Coyne simply couldn't accept that he had jumped the gun, and made a fool out of himself...