Orphans, Twisted Monsters, and the Pope's Boyfriend

Holy virgin Mary!!! Hit me with a bowl of porridge. It looks as if the Catholic Church has found a new group of helpless children to victimize. British orphans.

The leader of the Roman Catholic Church in England and Wales has said adoption agencies will close if they cannot opt out of new gay rights laws.

Isn't that sick? Make little orphans suffer because of their evil homophobia. My only question is..... how did these poor kids ever end up in the hands of these twisted monsters in the first place?

The ones who abuse little boys and little girls. drive gay teenagers to suicide, and attack gay couples like a pack of rabid dogs in dresses. While frolicking like queens in the perfumed gardens of the Vatican.

Fabio Canino says he received a mysterious invitation a few years ago to lunch at the Vatican with a cardinal. “I walked in,” he remembers, “and I thought the person in front of me was a drag queen, not a cardinal.” He flings his arms up in imitation and cries out, lisping, “Hel-lo, sweetie!”

The prelate, he says, eagerly dished his Vatican colleagues, referring to one black cardinal as “Naomi” (after Naomi Campbell). As Canino tells the story, he called the cardinal a hypocrite and asked how, as a gay man, he could serve this homophobic institution. The cardinal looked at him across the lavish table where they sat and said, “I have everything here.”

Surely by now it must be obvious that the only reason these crazy wingnuts are so obsessed with homosexuality is because they are trying to repress their own unnaturally repressed sexuality. Just like Ted Haggard tried....and failed. The more out gay people they see the more horny and desperate they become. Homophobia is the cage they need to cage themselves.

They are the real perverts. No child should be allowed anywhere near them. It's time to take away every orphan they have and place the poor children in secular orphanages. Where they can't be fondled by priestly monsters....or have their minds corrupted by their hateful mumbo jumbo.

And then there are the latest holy men in a dresses to join the fray..... the Arch-Bishops of Canterbury and York. And the yankee poodle and closet Catholic Tony Blair.

So much for the winds of change....

The Church of England put pressure on the Prime Minister last night over the gay adoptions row with a letter giving warning that “rights of conscience cannot be made subject to legislation”.

Even though...

"The Department for Education and Skills, which is responsible for adoption, did not agree that children’s interest would be damaged (by the closing of Catholic orphanages) on grounds that Catholic agencies made only 4 per cent of placements while gay couples tended to accept harder-to-place children."

That's why we're better than these religious homophobes. Who would deny our humanity. And make orphans suffer....and worry about being thrown out of the place they call home. You can't get any lower than that.

Although I suspect that if somebody asked those poor helpless orphans what they wanted......they'd probably just say something like this....














If you were in their shoes and didn't have a real home.

What would you want?

The Chimp, the Chinese and the Coming Oil War

It didn't surprise me a bit to hear Chimp Bush call tonight for a twenty per cent cut in U.S. oil consumption. Although it does defy belief. A Texas pimp for Big Oil calling on Americans to cool their jets. Isn't that like a fox claiming he wants to save the chickens?

What really did surprise and shock me was what little play in Canada this story got.

U.S.and Canadian oil executives and government officials met for a two-day oil summit in Houston in January 2006 and made plans for a "fivefold expansion" in oilsands production in a relatively "short time span," according to minutes of the meeting obtained by the CBC's French-language network, Radio-Canada.

Talk about making Alberta the oil whore of Amerika. Talk about selling out the energy interests of Canada. Chimp Bush and Dickhead Cheney may want to reduce Amerika's dependence on Middle East oil. But they're counting on Canada to make up the difference. Big time.

We're already pumping more oil into the pig than anyone else. Now they want even more. One day they'll want it all...

But surely what the Chimp's speech, and the little Texas Sellout do make abundantly clear...... to even the dummest of Canadians...... is how desperate the United States is to get its paws on as many oil sources as possible. Before reserves start to decline. And before others get their mitts on them first.

Like the Chinese for example..... Or did you think that this story had nothing to do with all of the above?

Think again.....

After the Americans, the Chinese are the oil pigs of the world. And they're getting thirstier and thirstier.Which as oil reserves can't keep up with demand...will eventually place them on a collision course with the U.S.

"You have two powers competing over the same sandbox.... as a country of China's size grows, there will be a moment when the moment of reckoning comes....."

Since seventy percent of known crude oil supplies are in five countries in the Persian Gulf region ......guess where the Chinese will eventually have to be? As well as off the coast of Africa...and maybe off the coast of Venezuela. To do that they need a modern deep sea navy. If you don't think they're serious about that. Just check out this video.



Ok they still have a long way to go .... but you don't need much of an imagination to see what the future could look like.

By the time Chimp Bush's target of 2017 rolls around the Big Chinese Machine will be starting to run out of gas. Imagine millions of unemployed workers. Or millions of people with cars who can't afford to drive them. Add to that the forty million bachelors who will never be able to find a woman to marry or whatever...and you can see why the Chinese not only need all that black stuff. Heck they might even need a war....

So here's the bottom line. Unless we take drastic action to reduce the planet's dependence on oil. And move into a post-oil economy. And do it fast. We won't just have to worry about global warming frying our world.

We'll also have to worry about frying ourselves....















Which leaves me with one haunting question....

Why do so many Canadians still not understand that Stephen Harper and his Alberta oil pimps are the worst possible government we could have during these dangerous times?

Don't they understand that unless these yankee lovin' traitors are driven from power soon. Not only will they sell us out to the Amerikans. Not only will they destroy our country.

They'll also help destroy the world...

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UPDATE:

The Harper neocon oil pimps have complained about the Radio Canada story.

Notice how they don't defend the sellout. They only claim the meeting wasn't secret.

If it wasn't secret why did it take a year to get out? Something tells me the filthy ReformCons are really sensitive about this story. Remind me to keep drilling that nerve...

The Good Little Mosque and the Big Bad One

I forced myself to watch two episodes of the Little Mosque on the Prairie. Which wasn't easy because I never watch any soap operas on tv. Not even Grey's Anatomy...

I get all my television entertainment watching the nightly news. Why settle for cheap and predictable comedy? When you can laugh your head off watching the end of the world...

But I thought Little Mosque was kinda cute. In that dum, gentle, self deprecating Canadian way. And I love the idea of defusing hate with laughter. So I was really happy to see most Canadian Muslims seem to be enjoying the show.

"More extreme Muslims are telling our youth that Canada is not interested in our community, so something like this works dead against that type of mentality...."

"The youth see it on television and say, hey, they recognise us and they actually made an investment to talk about us and our life in Canada..."

Wow!! What a concept. Show Muslim Canadians on the screen acting like any other Canadians. Reflect their lives and make us laugh with them instead of fearing them. And maybe they'll feel more at home in their home. Brilliant. In these troubled times that's good enough for me.

Although some of the stereotypes are a little too much. The Mean Rubes are like cardboard cutouts. And did they really have to make the token gay a WATER aerobics instructor? Although I suppose we should be grateful that they didn't hire Richard Simmons for the part. And make him a Muslim convert.....


















Hmmm....actually that might have had some comic potential....

But you see that's what worries me. Here we are doing a show about a mosque. And it's a comedy. But the Brits also just did a show about a mosque. It's like Big Mosque in Birmingham. And it's not a comedy. It's a scary drama

"If I were to call homosexuals perverted, dirty, filthy dogs who should be murdered, that's my freedom of speech, isn't it? But they'll say no, I'm not tolerant."

Uh oh....now I'm confused. Which mosque should I believe in? I'm pulling for our little Canadian one. But can we be sure that what's happening in Britain......isn't happening here?

Or couldn't happen here now that the monstrous theocon bitch bigot Jason Kenney has been made Minister for Multiculturalism.......

Kenney is Stephen Harper's secret ambassador to the religious wingnuts extremists. His idea of multiculturalism is to recruit new immigrants to the ReformCon Party by whipping up their fear and hatred of gays and lesbians. Just like some of those crazy Imams do.

Although I shouldn't be too hard on that Klan Klown Kenney.... You know when Sebastien was away I had a lot of trouble trying to remain faithful to him. And not get laid. It was so hard. Everyone started to look good to me. Even the ugly right-wing runt Rex Murphy....at least from behind....

But just when I was about to lose control, I thought of "Mr Chastity" Jason Kenney.....



















And that ALWAYS worked....

Besides it gives me an idea...... I think he's just the person to play the pathetic drag queen in my spanking new production....... Little Gay Bar in Alberta.

I'm just about ready to send the script into the CBC. But I'm not sure what to call it. I'd like to call it a comedy of course. But since it's about a poor deluded wouldbe gay bar owner. And Jason Kenney is in it. And he's always waiting for his cowboy. And it takes place in a real rube town in Alberta....with real rednecks.

I think I better call it a comedy drama.

And remember to include a token Muslim....as a terrorist .....or a cab driver.....

The Doomsday Clock and the War with Iran

Oh great....a week ago I would have paid somebody to shoot me. Or cheered if a humongous meteorite had slammed into the earth and wiped us all out. Now I'm happy and full of love and lust again...and want the party to go on forever. Only to have a group of mad scientists come along and tell me it's almost over. Huh? What?

"The dangers posed by climate change are nearly as dire as those posed by nuclear weapons....the effects may be less dramatic in the short term than the destruction that could be wrought by nuclear explosions, but over the next three to four decades climate change could cause irremediable harm to the habitats upon which human societies depend for survival."

Oh come on...where did they get these party poopers from? That Hawking guy should get out more often. How come they don't mention that one problem could eliminate the other?

"...Some regions would probably go back to cold conditions not experienced since medieval times and a climate phase sometimes referred to as the "Little Ice Age" when Europe in particular was hit by very harsh winters...."

See what I mean? So much for global warming....

Besides ......let's be truthful. Just because young people won't have a future. And will have to fight and probably eat each other to survive...doesn't mean we should ALL have to worry about it. Now. Does it?

Shouldn't we be worrying about the war with Iran instead....coz it's coming next month?


"The pieces are moving. They'll be in place by the end of February. The United States will be able to escalate military operations against Iran.....

As one of the last steps before a strike, we'll see USAF tankers moved to unusual places, like Bulgaria. These will be used to refuel the US-based B-2 bombers on their strike missions into Iran. When that happens, we'll only be days away from a strike...."

Oooh boy!!! The Chimp's last great gamble. Just when we thought he was finished. He puts on his war paint and strikes again. What a Chimporama of a drama!!!!

But I guess you can't blame him eh? Success in Iraq means handing the country over to the Shia. But that means handing it over to Iran coz they call the shots. And that would make Iran really powerful....and make the Sunni in Saudi Arabia really unhappy. And then there's the Iranian threat to nuke Israel. So bombing the shit out of Iran solves everything. Doesn't it?

And if things get out of hand....and Russia and China get involved. Well at least at least we won't have to worry about global warming...

See what I mean? God help the mullahfuckers in Tehran. But I figure we can't lose. And I'm dammed if I'm going to let the threat of nuclear annihilation get me down. And you shouldn't either. Hey life's too short. Just fuck your brains out like I'm doing. Drink ....a lot. Or failing that...think of all those dead religious extremists...and all that cheap gas.....

And hey!! You too can be sitting on top of the world!!!

Oh wow! Wasn't that awesome?

Now come on people admit it....I know I'm in love.... so everything seems so ......beautiful.

But who could be afraid of that?

Fuck the Doomsday Clock. Just don't forget to set your alarm clock to nuclear midnight. So you can turn on CNN.

Coz it's gonna be quite a show...

The Gay Prince and the Cherry Tree

The Prince has returned to his frozen kingdom. What a difference a day makes. It may be winter out there. But in the bunker..... it's summer again.

Now all we need is a cherry tree....














Cherries of the night are riper
Than the cherries pluckt at noon
Gather to your fairy piper
When he pipes his magic tune:
Merry, merry,
Take a cherry;
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,
Mine are sweeter
For the eater
Under the moon.
And you’ll be fairies soon.

In the cherry pluckt at night,
With the dew of summer swelling,
There’s a juice of pure delight,
Cool, dark, sweet, divinely smelling.
Merry, merry,
Take a cherry;
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,
Mine are sweeter
For the eater
And you’ll be fairies quite.

When I sound the fairy call,
Gather here in silent meeting,
Chin to knee on the orchard wall,
Cooled with dew and cherries eating.
Merry, merry,
Take a cherry;
Mine are sounder,
Mine are rounder,
Mine are sweeter.
For the eater
When the dews fall.
And you’ll be fairies all.

ROBERT GRAVES
Fairies and Fusiliers

Mmmmm....rounder....sweeter....for the eater....
Let the freezing rain fall.
Under the moon.
The fairies play.
See ya soon!!

Simon

Gertrude Bell and the Lessons of History in Iraq

They say that those who don't learn from the mistakes of the past are doomed to repeat them. And in Iraq to understand that all you have to do is visit the old British Cemetery in Baghdad. 

Under the art deco dome among the weeds lies the body of General Sir Stanley Maude, the conquering hero of Mesopotamia. When he entered Baghdad in 1917 he issued the following proclamation.

"To the people of Baghdad... our armies do not come into your cities and lands as conquerors or enemies, but as liberators....."

He promised them a "future of greatness." Eight months later he was dead from cholera. Three years later the British were bombing Kurdish villages and using poison gas against rebellious tribesmen. Sound familiar?

And then there's that other tomb in the ruined cemetery.The tomb of the woman who drew up the map of Iraq. The amazing Gertrude Bell.
















They called her the Queen of the Desert, She fell in love with the region and its people. She knew their history. She spoke their languages. She lived with tribes in the desert. 

The tragedy of Iraq is that when she went to draw the map...... she loved the Sunnis more than the Shia. As she once wrote:

"I don't for a moment doubt that the final authority must be in the hands of the Sunnis, in spite of their numerical inferiority; otherwise you will have a ... theocratic state, which is the very devil...."

So she drew up a map giving the minority Sunnis all the power, and leaving the Shia as an oppressed and persecuted majority. And in so doing helped create a Pandora's Box that would one day blow open and let out all that pent up resentment, and the hideous devils of religious hatred.

The time of the Shia has finally arrived. And they won't be denied.

Just as Gertrude Bell found out so long ago....













As the British slaughtered Iraqis like animals, and the country descended into anarchy, she became disillusioned and depressed. Until on a steamy hot Baghdad night she took an overdose of sleeping pills and killed herself.

Which leaves me wondering...when the hell in Iraq is finally over one day...who will history be harder on? Saddam Hussein who murdered hundreds of thousands to keep the lid on that Pandora's box? George Bush who knocked him off the box only to let the devils inside escape and take wing all over the Middle East?

Or the amazing woman who helped created the nightmare box in the first place with a few strokes of a pen?

And who now lies forgotten in Baghdad cemetery overgrown with weeds, where the silence of the dead is broken by the sounds of gunshots and car bombs. A cemetery that is now too dangerous to even visit.

A cemetery where the Conqueror of Mesopotamia and the uncrowned Queen of Iraq now lie in the rubble of their dreams.

Oh yeah. Those who ignore the past are condemned to repeat it.

Over and over again....

Israel's Plan to Nuke Iran and the Big Cloud

I wonder if fifty years from now historians will write that the fateful year 2007 began on a balmy note. People frolicked in the unusually warm weather, even in cold places like Canada. The flowers opened early. It was like Spring in Winter. Until Israel attacked Iran. The Middle East exploded. The oil fields burned. And the Third World War or Oil War One began.

Geez... I hope not. But I'm afraid the writing is on the walls....of those Iranian nuclear installations Israel is planning to nuke.

Israel has drawn up secret plans to destroy Iran’s uranium enrichment facilities with tactical nuclear weapons.

Under the plans, conventional laser-guided bombs would open “tunnels” into the targets. “Mini-nukes” would then immediately be fired into a plant at Natanz, exploding deep underground to reduce the risk of radioactive fallout.

Who can blame the Israelis for attacking the sites? When the Iranians are vowing to wipe them off the map. And all it would take is one bomb. The fact that they are even floating this stuff shows how worried the Israelis are.

But as I pointed out last April attacking the Iranian nuclear facilities won't be easy.....or clean. Forget about low yield. A successful tactical nuclear strike would create a really big cloud.

And that's why these scientists don't believe that going nuclear is the way to go....


Conventional bunker busters like this one....



Just big ass bigger...like Big BLU

And then there would be the hellish political aftermath in the region.The Iranians would probably retaliate by firing missiles at Israel and trying to close the straits of Hormuz. Or by attacking the Saudi oil fields. Hezbollah and Hamas would attack Israel. And in Iraq the Shiites would turn on the Americans.

Which raises an interesting question. Are the Americans sending in more troops to Iraq to try to win that war? Even though their army is so wasted they are calling up the dead.

Or are they just trying to blunt the coming offensive? And preparing for the day when they'll have to fight their way out. Fight the Iranians. And protect and control the oil fields... Which let us never forget was what the war in Iraq was always all about

Question: How many American troops would it take to do that and still keep a strategic hold on Iraq and Afghanistan? Answer: More than they have...

And if the oil fields burn... and tanker supplies are disrupted .....and oil supplies dry up... How will other nuclear powers like Russia and China react? Will China send in its rapidly expanding deep sea fleet into the region, to safeguard its strategic interests? Could it eventually lead to a superpower confrontation? And even Oil War One....

And if Israel does go nuclear.... will that usher in a new era of terrorist dirty bombs?

So many questions. So few answers. The only thing I don't doubt is that fifty years from now historians will wonder how we ever let ourselves get into such a situation. How we got so hooked on oil, and greed and mindless violence and crazy religion.

That even when we saw the apocalypse coming. Or at the very least a Terrorist Tsunami. And the Mother of all Recessions. We left ourselves no way out.

So we couldn't do anything to stop it...

The ReformCon Pig Shuffle and Other Crimes Against Nature

I guess the picture really says all there is to say about Great Leader's ridiculous little ReformCon pig shuffle.

But in case you missed it...here are a few extra program notes.....

The whole thing was a shabby farce designed to try to sugarcoat the fact that the incompetent klown Rona Ambrose was being dumped. Big Time. After making us the laughing stock of the entire civilized world. And fucking Great Leader's chances to fool Quebecers into believing he's anything more than a right-wing nut.

Once she was the Minister of Big Oil. Now she's the Minister of Practically Fuck All.

Everyone knows that Harper handles Intergovernmental Affairs himself. At least the important Quebec part. So that means the Village Idiot will only be the Minister of Pork for Alberta. Isn't that's a perfect fit? Oink. Oink.

Then there's the demotion of Vic "Mad Dog"Toews from Minister of Justice to President of the Treasury Board. What a farce. I know he was a disaster. I know the wacked out old Reform homophobe wanted to jail 10-year-olds. So he had to be booted out of there before he jailed everyone. But Treasury Board ???? Huh ???? Don't they know he can't count?

I mean isn't that basically what he claimed when he was CONVICTED of violating the Manitoba Elections Act for exceeding campaign spending limits in 1999?

And then there's my absolute fave....John Baird.....our new flaming Minister of the Environment.

You know the little birdy that everyone in Ottawa says is gay....even if he won't sing it out.







Yikes!! I don't know what to think. At least he's smart enough to recognize it's getting warmer. Duh? Something the Village Idiot never did.

And I still can't really believe those gay reports. Even though my gaydar is off the scale. I mean how could a little gay birdy be such a nasty neocon hawk?

And such a fat traitor too...... or vendu as we say in Quebec.

Besides if he really was....... wouldn't that make Mama Harper look like a fag hag?

I love John,” Mrs. Harper said yesterday. “He is a great guy, he is fun to be around, he looks good in a tux and he is a great date. He is also a lover of felines.”

Uh oh not a lover of felines too....that's always a bad sign. Not that being a fag hag is a bad thing. In fact it's a good thing. Especially when she rides choppers like Mama Harper does. But what the fuck does that fat little hawk know about the environment. And what the fuck IS going on at 24 Sussex Drive? Is the Bairdy Great Leader's eunuch? I want the video!!!!!!

And lastly ..... and leastly...... there is today's defection of Wajid Khan.

The Blogging Whories have been blowing him like a balloon. Barf. But he's a pretty squalid catch. A crass opportunist with the worst wig in the House of Commons. And a quacking homophobe kumbubble too ....

The way I see it he's now in the right place. His defecation was a good thing. One stinking homophobe bigot less in the Liberal Party. One more turd in the Tory toilet.....
















Now all we have to do is flush them all into the sewer of history.

And make sure that little birdy falls off his branch.....

Canada's Shameful Bully Problem

I only made one really serious resolution this year. To do as much as I can to try to stop gay kids, and other children, from being mercilessly bullied in our schools.

But what to do? How do you get people to understand what's really going on? How do you get schools to take the problem seriously? And of course, and above all, how do you save the kids? And punish the guilty. All of them.

Then I saw that the British government is trying to do something about the problem.....by issuing this anti-bullying advisory to all schools in Britain.

"The advisory said that students who taunt gays need to be disciplined and that if detentions and suspensions do not work police should be called in to deal with the problem. It also reminds schools that homophobia is a crime."

"It further suggests that schools set up online reporting systems to allow pupils and parents to make referrals direct if they feel the school is not taking the issue seriously."

And I was ashamed to be a Canadian.

How lucky those gay kids in Britain are to have a government that cares about them. Instead of a government like Stephen Harper and his theocons who HATE them.

Harper and his evil gang of thugs have opposed every measure designed to make our schools safer and happier for gay children. Harper believes that homosexuality is a behaviour rather than an orientation.

Like so many other morally bankrupt Canadians he probably thinks that a little pain in the playground can straighten a boy out. Instead of destroying him.













That's why there are so many bullies in Canada. And so many victims. If you want to know how bad our bully problem is just read this. And scroll down to the red and blue charts.

Isn't that great? Canada's SHAME. What does it say about the kind of people we really are?

I don't know if it's the macho bullshit left over from our wilderness and colonial past. Or the thug part of our hockey culture. Or the kind of fucked up thinking that believes you can make a man out of a boy by torturing him. But something sure STINKS in this country.

What's the good of fighting The Great War on Terror in Afghanistan? When thousands and thousands of Canadian children are terrorized every day?

And even the gay community can't do much about it.....because we've been worn down and impoverished by other battles. So gay kids in Britain have all kinds of anti-bullying sites..... like this one

And our kids only got this...

So little....so humble....so depressing.

Unfortunately until we can get rid of this homophobic Harper government.... and the monstrous religious fanatics are told to stay out of our schools.

Our poor children are going to have to help and save themselves.

And many will die. Or be damaged beyond repair. But a good way to start is doing what this kid did....



It's not much. And of course it's a little more complicated for gay kids. When talking about why they're bullying you...... can be the same as coming out.

But it's a start. And at least the ad was Canadian. We just have to do so much more.

As I said before....if we can't even protect our children.

What kind of a country are we?

Gay Rams and the Final Solution to the Gay Problem

Holy Shit!!!! Run for your lives!!!! The crazy homophobes are after us....and this time they don't just want to convert us or castrate us or kill us. They want to wipe us off the face of the earth!!! Starting with the gay rams.

Scientists are conducting experiments to change the sexuality of “gay” sheep in a programme that critics fear could pave the way for breeding out homosexuality in humans.

Oh boy that's really baaaaad news. First they go after the horny ones. Then they come after us.

Experts say that, in theory, the “straightening” procedure on humans could be as simple as a hormone supplement for mothers-to-be, worn on the skin like an anti-smoking nicotine patch.

Oh no. May the Cock and Pussy Gods help us!!!! We're doomed. Peter Tatchell may think only evil governments like Iran would try to wipe us out.

“These experiments echo Nazi research in the early 1940s which aimed at eradicating homosexuality. They stink of eugenics. There is a danger that extreme homophobic regimes may try to use these experimental results to change the orientation of gay people

But I think if all you had to do was wear it like a nicotine patch everyone would. Although I suppose some would buck the trend. To make a fashion statement. Like adopting an orphan in Africa.

But think of all the mistakes that could happen. All those girls with beards. And all those lost gay boys with nobody to love. Just like the lost boys of Asia.

Beijing expects that it may have as many as 40 million frustrated bachelors by 2020. The regime, always nervous about social control, fears that they might generate social and political instability.

Something tells me that whole region is in for a horrible lesson about what can happen when you fuck with the balance of nature. I bet the Chinese government wishes all those frustrated bachelors were gay. So they could have been happy. Instead of tearing the country apart....

I think humans will finally understand the role gay people play in the great scheme of things. As a buffer zone and safety valve. Let's hope they don't learn it too late. Just like the Chinese have.

But if our days are numbered...... all I can say to straight people is you'll miss us when we're gone. It's going to be a very drab world. You'll be bored out of your minds. You'll all look like shit and live in plain and ugly homes. You'll have to find some other people to insult or beat up on.

And....oh yes....good luck with that other problem....

Maybe instead of spending so much time and money looking for the Final Solution to the Gay Problem... These crazy scientists could serve the planet better. By identifying the homophobia and genocide genes. And destroying them instead.

In the meantime....if you are planning on enjoying a nice lamb roast. Check with your butcher first.

And make sure it's not a gay one....