We don't hear much from Michelle Rempel these days. Ever since her political sugar daddy Stephen Harper faded to black, or blue, her paint has been peeling off too. And she's not happy. Once she was a rising star, or at least that's what the Con media said. And she was in the news all the time But these days she gets very little face time in Question Period. And her Twitter feed is a shadow of what it once was, mostly because she has blocked so many Canadians from reading it.
THERE IS ANOTHER QUESTION; A DEEPER QUESTION: ARE WE READY TO SERVE THE PEOPLE WHO PUT US HERE? ARE WE READY TO FIGHT FOR THE CANADA WE LOVE? ARE WE READY TO FIGHT FOR THE CANADIAN FAMILY? WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO THAT?
YES, YES YES...OUI.
Gawd. How low will this foul political thug go to get a majority, so he can diddle,screw, rape Canada beyond recognition?
The answer? Very very low. My reaction? Two can play this game.
We live in a country with the greatest percentage of YouTube users in the WORLD. Isn't it time we used videos against him? Imagine how much fun we could have asking the questions the MSM won't ask?
Hey Great Goebbels Leader...why DO you want to murder medicare? Why do you want to kill Canadians like dogs?
Why are you so...um....WEIRD? And so American?
What's your problem with strong women? Did you really say that old people don't deserve pensions because they're just a ponzi scheme?
Why did you tell a theocon that once you got a majority it would be easier for a man to have a baby, than for a woman to have an abortion?
And is this what your majority might look like?
Oh no. I thought I saw the mutilated remains of the Supreme Court lying there next to the CBC and Via Rail. But then they were gone.
The good news? Stephen Harper may be crawling on all fours through the gutter, snorting like a hog, lying like Goebbels, smearing his opponents like a Tea Bagger.
But for every attack ad they produce, we can produce a THOUSAND.
I think it's time Stephen Harper got a taste of his own medicine.
And I'm ready eh? I went to a farm show in the fall and recorded the best pig sounds EVER.
Because this is what I believe. When our country is in danger.
I didn't see Stephen Harper's YouTube performance tonight. But I did see the transcript. And when I read what he said when he was asked about legalizing marijuana...
I think I’ve been very fortunate to live a drug-free life, and I don’t meet many people who’ve led a drug-free life who regret it. Met a lot of people who haven’t, who’ve regretted it. So this is something that we want to encourage obviously for our children, for everybody’s children. Now, I also want people to understand what we’re really talking about here when we’re talking about the drug trade. You know, when people say focus on violent crime instead of drugs, and yeah, you know, there’s lots of crimes a lot worse than, you know, casual use of marijuana. But when people are buying from the drug trade, they are not buying from their neighbour. They are buying from international cartels that are involved in unimaginable violence and intimidation and social disaster and catastrophe all across the world.
All I could say was holy shit didn't anyone ever tell that ridiculous nerd that Reefer Madness was NOT a serious documentary?
Or point out that he's making an argument FOR legalization. And how come he forgot to mention that if you smoke he'll throw you in jail, and then you'll go to HELL? Because isn't that what Marijuana Jesus told Jimmy Harper? After Jimmy had a reefer...
Jesus Christ. Stephen Harper really is a dangerous fanatic.
Defeat him, smoke him up, give him a brownie.
Before he jails us all... -------------------------------------------------------------- UPDATE: It's been brought to my attention that not all Christians believe in sending young Canadians to jail so they can be raped and tortured. Like this group that likes to sing Jesus is My Friend. But so is reefer...
OMG. I see Great Klown Leader has set out to try to win over the YouTube generation.
And so far so bad. But how's that brave desperate attempt to make himself more popular going?
i gotta question,?? which u will never reply to, ... why the fuck do you lie stephen Harper??
My question to Stephen Harper : Are you gay???? THEN WHY THE FUCK DO YOU WANT TO CHANGE THE NATIONAL ANTHEM YOU FUCKING WHORE!
Who is this knob?
harper say my username on tv or else......i'll........i'll stop watching ur government ads..yeah......so u better do it moN!!!
Could i have free money and dorrito's please? DX
BORING.
Uh oh. Not too good. I guess I really should have warned Great Ugly; the new generation is NOT Conservative. And YouTube commenters are so...um...direct... they make me look like one of his admirers. *Shudder* But then he so richly deserves it. When will he ever learn that nerdy policy wonks with dictatorial tendencies are not kool? Fool. And should not be on YouTube...or pretend they had anything to do with our golden Olympics.
“And as we all know, the streets of our great country were alive with red and white on the night following that final goal by Sidney Crosby, because when Canadians do something great in the name of their country, their fellow citizens know how to wave the flag as well as anybody.”
Rah. Rah. Rah. Isn't that PATHETIC? All that's missing is a Timmy's donut. Gawd. I do believe that wretched phony would crawl up Jason Kenney's cavernous ass hole if it would get him the majority he craves sooooo much.
But at least now we know what happened to the golden puck.
The tale of the puck will not be told anytime soon. “We have our reasons for not giving out the story of how we got the puck,” Szemberg said. Hmmm....VERY suspicious. But who can blame them eh? Who wants to end up being tortured in Guantanamo the PMO.... along with all those YouTube commenters? And the main thing is Stephen Harper asked ordinary Canadians to tell him what they think of him. And boy did they EVAH.
When Mike Duffy waddled off to the Senate I thought that was the last I'd ever see of that abominable Con hack. But alas I was wrong. I see he's making a sort of comeback as the star of the Con YouTube Channel. The Winnipeg new media design firm, Mars Hill Group, has landed a contract with the federal Conservatives to "deliver their message to supporters nation-wide." The company's website says they will be helping individual Conservative MPs and Senators make personal, customized videos. The first one will star former CTV host turned Conservative Senator Mike Duffy and will "start hitting inboxes early this fall." So now I'm thinking what WOULD a personal, customized video of Mike Duffy look like? Would it be a fireside chat with Duffy in a Lay-Z- Boy .....and a two chickens roasting on a spit in the fireplace? Would it be a tour of PEI's lobster festivals...with the Puffer polishing off three dozen large crustaceans in less than two minutes. Because I'd watch that one.
Would he put on an Anne of Green Gables wig and take part in a sack race? Scaring the tourists, causing a major earthquake on the mainland...and a tsunami in Europe. Or would it be Sexy Mike in a silk dressing gown telling dirty jokes about his opponents. And going har har hardy har....slobber....*gasp* Because he's done that before. And it was HORRIBLE.
Oh boy. I don't know if Stephen Harper promised Duffy anything more than a Senate seat for helping to bring down Dion.
Because he's sure acting like now he wants to be a Cabinet Minister.
But I do know something. If that bozo Bezen can have a horse...
Duffy can have all the lobsters he wants.
AND a dancing chicken...
Or a dancing dog...
Because at least the dog would be good eh?
Now somebody please make that ridiculous Con hippo hack the Minister of Mashed Potatoes.
During the last election I hoped that the Progressive side would launch a YouTube assault on Stephen Harper's Con thugs. And make them pay for the brutish bully ads they fired at Stephane Dion. It didn't happen then, but now it finally has..... and it's awesome.
From the brilliant ad in that post about the creationist chiropractor posing as a Science Minister.
To the wonderful work of The Amazing Grit Girl....
And the best part is because these progressive attack ads are so classy... the horrible attack Cons don't know what to do. Except whine and make empty threats. If the Conservatives are holding their fire so they won’t be blamed for playing politics during this economic crisis, the Liberals and their proxies have just given them the green light and the media wouldn’t hold much credibility if they said the Tories fired first. When in fact the Con ads are probably so brutish and dumb they don't even DARE launch them. Because they would only remind Canadians that attacks ads and Harper's sleazy Cons go together like shit and toilet paper. And make Great Pretend Liberal Leader look like a right-wing asshole. Again. I believe we call that being hoisted on your own petard...or drowned in your own CRAPPER. Now due to my almost complete lack of editing skills..... I'm not quite sure what MY attack videos are going to look like. But I think it's safe to say thatGreat Monster Leader will NOT look his best in them. And that although I'd like to be as classy as The Grit Girl ....I'm sorry to say I wouldn't really be surprised. If they ended up looking and sounding a bit like this one....
Except that in my videos the inflatable Harper doll won't say anything vulgar. Just "I saw it coming....OUCH !!! "The economy is strong ...WAAAH !!! " And the dog will just say: "I know what I'm doing....WOOF WOOF !!!" Over and over again. Until the doll springs a leak or blows up. PFFFFFT. *POP.* And the punchline comes on: Stephen Harper's Conservatives: Fucking ...Blowing it up as they go along.
C'mon comrades it's time to storm the barricades....and master those editing skills.
Hmmm....I don't know. It's not quite the same. Now it reminds me of one of my Dad's 8mm silent movies. All it needs is me stumbling past the camera in my diapers babbling something like gah gah poo poo ca ca.
Which is how I feel about this dispute. I appreciate that YouTube didn't take down the video. And that they offered me a list of licensed music to replace the audio track...with a click of a button.But after listening to artists like 3 Leg Torso, Ad Libitum, and Mattfatt I don't think I could ever forgive them.
And as for Warner Brothers and the other music companies maybe they should just get with it.
Perhaps, then, the solution is not to throw a cloak of silence over YouTube, but rather to try and persuade content owners that in the brave new world of web 2.0, content needs to be freed from the shackles of convention legal thinking, and allowed to evolve at the hands of the users and fans who really matter. Duh. You don't say. Really eh? When will they ever learn? Use it don't lose it. Gah gah poo poo ca ca...
