As you know, Andrew Scheer shocked a lot of people the other day, by abruptly ending a newser and running away from reporters.
After one of them asked him a question about his campaign manager, Hamish Marshall, and his ties to Ezra Levant's hate mongering Rebel.
But while most people assumed that Scheer was just trying to cover up his long and sweaty affair with the grotesque bigot Levant.
It turns out there was a much bigger reason, and it couldn't be more horrifying.
Much has been written recently about Steve Bannon, Donald Trump's closest adviser, and the man many believe is the real president of the United States.
The alt-right fanatic who believes that an apocalyptic "cleansing war" is coming, and is obsessed with global destruction.
But did you know that Bannon's fascist tentacles also reach into the Vatican?
Well no doubt Stephen Harper is waiting anxiously to see whether his lawyer's letter on the Duffy trial has convinced Canadians that he acted honourably.
And helped repair his soiled legacy.
But since we know he's doomed to disappointment.
I'd be fascinated to know what he might tell the members of his favourite secret society, when he pays them a visit this weekend.
He has haunted 24 Sussex Drive for almost ten years, until we ended his monstrous reign five days ago.
But Stephen Harper is still living or roosting there, and it seems that Justin Trudeau won't be moving in any time soon.
Because the crumbling old mansion Harper has called his home for so long, is dangerously dilapidated.
