As we all know Jason Kenney is a raging Cold War warrior, who is always going after the Russians, with his big mouth as his weapon.
To satisfy his inner religious fanatic, and pander to the ethnic vote.
And when he's not lying compulsively, he's always bragging about Canada's expanding power...
But sadly when the moment came to save Canadians stranded in Yemen yesterday, it wasn't one of those big-bellied babies who flew to the rescue.
It was the Russians.
Like millions of others I was dazzled by the closing of the Sochi Games, for it was a spectacular display of the best that Russia has to offer.
And I was happy to see the smiles on the faces of our athletes after such a successful Olympics.
But I have to admit I really didn't feel like celebrating, not when the biggest winner of those games was the sinister thug Vladimir Putin.
Lordy. It's taken me a day to recover from this stunning sight. I haven't seen such a match up since El Macho met La Cuca in the finals of the Tijuana Wrestling League.
And I still can't believe it eh?
Was that really John Baird doing the right thing for once? By denouncing the anti-gay repression in Russia? Brother John?
And was that really the old homophobic haggis Gwendolyn Landolt, spewing and farting in his general direction?
Well I see the ghastly old gnomes of the International Olympic Committee want everyone to know it's safe to attend the Winter Games in Sochi.
So please don't even think of boycotting them.
Because they won't be The Hate Games.
Even if you're gay.
