As you may or may not know, I have always tried to avoid reading anything written by Ezra Levant, for one very simple reason.
I've never been able to shake the horrible feeling that grubby bully writes a lot of his grotesque material without any clothes on.
And that's not a pretty thought eh?
So I have nothing really to add to what others have written about this grovelling apology.
Or for that matter nothing really to add to what I wrote last night before the good news broke.
Except for these footnotes:
(1) I no longer believe that Levant will be hired as a weatherman for Fox News North Sun TV. What a pityspitty.
(2) I'm now convinced that the Great Antonia is not only brilliant but psychic.
(3) I'm pretty sure Chris Selley and all the other semi-respectable members of the Levant Fan and Paypal Club must be feeling REALLY foolishstoopid.
At the same time, Sun Media made the smart move of bringing in former Calgary Sun columnist Ezra Levant, who’s become the company’s most prominent opinionated face.
Adding a new, politically incorrect voice to the Canadian media landscape is important business, too. I very much hope they succeed. So leave the shenanigans to Mr. Levant. He’s good at it.
(4) I wouldn't be surprised if the Levantine takes advantage of the situation, by wiggling his fat ass in the air, and begging his supporters to insert loonies, quarters, dimes, bus tokens into his ample orifice.
Because as we all know, in that regard he's capable of ANYTHING.
As for me, what with Fox News North dead as a dodo, Kory Teneycke heading for exile in Paraguay, and Ezra Levant on his knees grovelling for mercy.
I'm just laughing my pretty little ass off.
And playing this happy tune.
Over and over again...
CE..LE..BRA..TION. Woohoo !!!!.
Golly. I don't want to look like I'm gloating eh?
But when you're a bully, and you smear people for NOTHING.
I didn't think the Blogging Tories could surprise me. They're usually so predictable. But I must admit I've been stunned by the number of kooky climate change deniers coming out of the wood work. Bursting out like a swarm of cicadas, and humming sympathetically. Or just pathetically.
So what?? Big deal.. All the scientists of the day said the sun revolved around the earth , except for one guy. He was right, the rest of them were dead WRONG!!!!
Because 1,700 scientists can't be right, but he's Galileo. Huh?
And they're not just buzzing around here, they're everywhere. Which has left me trying to come up with a reasonable explanation for this bizarre group behaviour. Just like Jennifer does here. Those employed or funded by the oil and coal industry, or companies whose profit margins would be hurt by action on climate change, all have rational reasons to sow the seeds of doubt - just as Big Tobacco had sound financial reasons for insisting that their product didn't really kill people. It's despicable, but it's logical. What I still don't fully understand are the motivations of the seemingly ordinary Canadians and Americans who spend their days screeching online about Climategate and solar flares and how pleasant Canada will be when we can grow bananas here. I'm fairly certain they don't all work of ExxonMobil. But I could be wrong. Now I must admit that for a long time I believed that climate change deniers were the unfortunate victims of poor toilet training. The kind of people who pooped their nappies, but were too afraid to admit the obvious. No matter how stinky it was. No I didn't. Yes you did. No I didn't. Because after all irrational fear is what defines Conservatives. People who were conservative at age 23 had been described by their teachers as easily victimized, easily offended, indecisive, fearful, rigid, inhibited, and vulnerable at age 3. The reason for the difference, the Blocks hypothesized, was that insecure kids most needed the reassurance of tradition and authority, and they found it in conservative politics. But now I realize it's even more frightening and complicated. Climate change is disturbing. It’s something we don’t want to think about. So what we do in our everyday lives is create a world where it’s not there, and keep it distant... If I don’t want to believe that climate change is true, that my lifestyle and high carbon emissions are causing devastation, then it’s convenient to say that it doesn’t. So we don’t want to believe climate change is happening, feel guilty that it is, and don’t know what to do about it? So we pretend it’s not a problem? Yes... OMG. Not only are these trembling totalitarians breathtakingly ignorant, they're also dangerously delusional.
The good news?
Because they can't help themselves, the Cons are defining themselves as climate change deniers. The issue will marginalize them. Make them look like weirdos or deranged conspiracy theorists.
And the more the heat rises, the more they'll MELT.
Kowabunga. How ironic eh?They set out to torch the planet. And they torched themselves instead. Woohoo !!!!!! Gimme my fireman's party hat !!!! The Con cicadas are humming. But their house is burning down...
I try to stay away from Kathy Shittle's blog as much as I can. Because my mum told me never to use a stinky public toilet unless I absolutely have to.
So I don't catch something nasty....like homophobic syphilis. And my mum was right eh? Because after La Shittle blasted that one out of her piehole....or her asshole...they must have had to evacuate the neighbourhood. The stench is just so ghastly.The foamy hatred so TOXIC.
You know once I thought Shittle was just horrible. But now I think she's REALLY going off the deep end. And I'm tormented by this recurring nightmare. My car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. I check into this seedy dump....the Bates Levant Motel.
And just when I'm having a shower, Shittle pops out of the toilet and comes running at me with a screwdriver !!!! Screeching like Daffy Duck: " WIS IS WHY PWEOPLE HATE YOU!!!!! Or.... "I'M NOT RELAPSED ENOUGH. GIMME A DWINK OR I'LL GO CWAZY !!!! Which of course is better than adding a screwdriver to her gun collection eh? Or trying to portray the gay community as homicidal maniacs. But still totally SCARY. Oh well. The good thing about homophobic shite is that it eventually finds its way into the sewer. Where it BELONGS...
Gawd. What a stinky blogger. What a poopy BIGOT...
You know I don't expect much from the Blogging Tories. I expect them to go on and on about how global warming is a myth. Or how the Mooslims are invading our body fluids. Or how Ezra Levant's fat ass should be bronzed...or polished with their tongues.
When prosecution in tainted blood case failed to prove that there is an HIV virus that could be transmitted thru transfusion of tainted blood and subsequently cause development of AIDS condition, Toronto homosexuals knew that their "HIV virus causing AIDS" scam and gravy train of government grants for seeking cure for "virus" was in danger of falling off the tracks. What was started years ago as a way to terrorise heterosexual men, legitimise theory of "HIV virus" as a cause of AIDS, and way to blackmail (shake down) federal and provincial governments for HIV research grants (ransom) money does not look so attractive today as legal precedents that are being created now could easily be used to prosecute and incarcerate for many years majority of homosexual activists operating today in Canada.
Irony of the situation is the fact that members of BIG HOMO lobby know that AIDS is caused by sodomy and autoinfection of abdominal cavity with common bacteria and viruses residing in digestive tract leaking thru walls of damaged bowel.
Kookamunga. Who is Big Homo? Who is Karol? What the fuck is he talking about? Should we call the insane asylum...or dial 911? And when did the Blogging Tories become Free Dominion?Stephen Taylor must be so proud of himself.
But I guess I should have known that if they were willing to let Kathy Shittle twitter. It wouldn't be long before the place was a shitter.
As for the freaky homophobe Karol all I can say is this: How did you know I was BIG dahling?
And this song's for you...
Oops...sorry Carol , Karol ..... I lied. That's Stephen Taylor's song for you.
Now stuff your diseased homophobia up your...um....ear.
The blog network notion, which seemed to make plenty of sense a couple of years ago, looks a lot less appealing now. Latest evidence: Pajamas Media, which was supposed to sell ads for a group of right-leaning bloggers, is shutting down its ad network.
And the BEST thing is some of those right wing bloggers aren't too happy with what the Pajama Wanker's boss Roger L. Simon had to say about them:
"Actually that part of our business has been losing money from the beginning, so the people getting their quarterly checks from PJM were getting a form of stipend from us in the hopes that advertisers would start to cotton to blogs and we could possibly make a profit. Didn’t happen. No wonder those people are kicking and screaming now that they are off the dole. I might too. [What's their beef? I thought most of them were free marketeer libertarians or something.-ed. Go figure.]
Here’s the thing, Roger: you never once told us that the blog network you kept insisting was the next great thing “has been losing money from the beginning” — at least, not to our faces, and certainly not in any way that would suggest that you were carrying us like welfare recipients.
The fact is, Roger, not everyone was given millions of dollars of venture capital to blow through. So before you go comparing people YOU SOLICITED TO JOIN YOUR ORGANIZATION to people taking welfare (you ever try paying a hooker with food stamps?), you might want to think about where it is “your” money is coming from. OMG. Conservative bloggers calling themselves welfare recipients and HOOKERS? Slipping out of their pajamas and their housecoats....and into mini skirts and high heels?
I guess they really hobbled rather than RAN out of history eh? Screaming about food stamps and blaming their pimp. But seriously....don't you love to see the right-wing dumbosphere going down in FLAMES? Mayday. Mayday. Encore. Encore.
Uh oh. I see the crazy desperate Cons are having a real hard time adjusting to the new reality. Tory MPs who face defeat in a confidence motion Monday called the unprecedented move a "coup d'etat" and a "deal with the devil." And so are their stooges at the Blogging Tories. Classy eh? I wish the Junker would stick to denying Global warming. Instead of insulting Quebec AND Canada. Why do these nasty Cons HATE their country so much?
And then of course there's Stephen Taylor, the Master of the Blogging Tories. Yesterday he was furiously peddling the tapes of the NDP meeting the Con operatives secretly bugged.Today he was scrambling for higher ground.
I wonder why. And still failing miserably. Good timing Stevie Two. Stevie One would be proud of you.
And then of course for comic relief there's always Small Dead Chihuahuas. Who is so distraught at the sudden collapse of the Cons you'd think she was being bombarded by asteroids. Golly. I wonder how you do the happy bum dance? Do the separatist rednecks take two steps forward. And then six steps backwards. Wiggle their bums.And then SHIT themselves? Never mind I don't want to know. Let them shit in peace. While we get up and wiggle OUR bums.
To this old VICTORY song....
Aaaah yes...WE are the Champions my friends .....they are the LOSERS of all time.
They don't realize that yet. Recognize that they are on the losing side of history. But they will.They will. The Happy Bum dance indeed. Ooooh I'm SCARED. Muahahahaha....
------------------------------------------------------------------------ P.S. Don't forget we've got our own rallies.
Howdy Doody. As if it wasn't scary enough that two skinheads thought they could dress up in white tuxedos and top hats, climb into a klown car, and take out Obama.
After killing eighty-eight other black people FIRST. A plot so devilishly ingenious even the other rednecks in their rube town....which makes Appalachia look like Paris... are shocked. But not surprised. Riddell said she tried to offer Paul Schlesselman a pet lizard she couldn't care for, but was warned by his family that "he would hurt it." Now to add ignorance to injury, the Blogging Junker takes time out from denying the existence of global warming....and goes in search of Obama's inner Marxist. Golly. That was ....um.....DISTURBING. Now I'm confused. Is paranoia a higher state of consciousness or a serious mental illness? But wait ....to make matters even WORSE Small Dead Chihuahuas picks up his paranoid post and runs with it too. Woof Woof. Which leads me to wonder is Dr Roy REALLY the dumbest Blogging Tory? Wouldn't it be better if they ALL spent less time looking for Obama's inner Marxist...and more time digging through their lizard brains looking for their inner IDIOTS?
And if they are so stoopid will even this simple cartoon help them to understand why McCain is going to LOOSE?
*Sigh* Probably not. You see it's not just paranoia or crazy stupid....it's DESPERATION written large. Like a skinhead tattoo on their neanderthal foreheads.
Or this redneck father and son act...
Which of course is EXCELLENT. Wooohoo!!! Put on your top hats everyone!!! In seven days we get to PARTY while the pathetic RepubliCons cry their hearts out. Woof. Woof. WAAAAAAAH !!!! OMG. That's going to hurt soooooooo MUCH. Isn't that a LOVELY thought? Muahahahaha... ------------------------------------------------------------------ P.S. You know sometimes when I read the Blogging Tories I can't help but feel like that poor family who ordered ice cream but got this instead.
"My friend thought I was over-reacting, but when she smelt it, she started screaming 'Oh my god, they've served us s***'."
