Sunday, July 01, 2007
I've Been Banned by the Big Blue Bigot
When my blogging friends BC Waterboy and then Zac and JJ wrote in to inform me that I had been banned by the Big Blue Bigot..... for daring to call her a homophobe and giving her a taste of her own medicine....at first I was elated.
Wow!!! What an honour!!! Woohoo!!!! Recognition at last!!!! I felt like I had been awarded the Blogging Order of Canada. I swaggered around like a guy with a fourteen inch dick. My baseball cap didn't fit...because my head was so swollen.
Although the monstrous christofascist never did answer my first comment.
Or my last question: Does she pull that hideous pickled fetus behind her on a string...walk it like a dog...or sleep with it under her pillow?
And alas that giddy feeling didn't last....
Farmboy told me I was CRAAAAZY to get tangled up with the Christian Taliban...because they're as dangerous as the ones over there...and they could kill me or blow the bunker up. Or at least take me prisoner...and force me to memorize their bloodthirsty ju ju monkey Bible...which of course would be even WORSE....
Then Scout from Harper Valley wrote to remind me that by engaging in their rage I was just feeding their machine....and she's ALWAYS right.
Which in turn reminded me of what I'm SURE Sébastien would say if he was here:Simon my bagarreur (brawler) fight them as hard as you can....but always remember we must be BETTER than them.
Which of course I really wasn't..... I was so angry I descended to their level.
Sorry. I won't do that again.
From now on I'm going to stay away from blogs that smell of homophobia, formaldehyde, and death.....where a one-inch embryo is more important than the life of a real kid.
While still trying to fight what these religious extremists are trying to do to our beautiful country.
Which leaves Aaron Unruh....the pollie bigot from the Politic.com who wrote the original smear post. That tried to turn our beautiful inclusive parade into something ugly.
I can't promise not to visit his blog again....because I'm sure he'd be TOO disappointed. As you know Aaron writes nasty things about gay men ALL the time...so I strongly suspect he ADORES ME.
Although BTW.....I'm also SURE that if I told Sébastien that he wouldn't be jealous.... he'd just LAUGH. Damn!
But when I think about it....Sébastien.....not just beautiful like anyone can be...but strong, gentle, noble and kind....and Aaron..... mean, twisted, ugly, racist and homophobic....I have to laugh too. A prince is a prince. A bigot is a bigot.
So to make up for what I realize must be a CRUSHING blow....and because it's Canada Day... I'd like to play a little video for Aaron. To remind him what tolerance is all about. And that it isn't just good for Canadians. It's good for our country too..
The pictures in the video by this American band aren't that great....but it's the spirit and the TRIBUTE to our country that count...
Oh yeah...I think Pansy Division caught our freedom spirit all right...even though they forgot Womanada...which of course is FABULOUS too!!!
Despite all our flaws....and our bigots....we DO have so much to celebrate.
We're a beautiful country, with beautiful values we can be proud of....a country still young enough to be able to hope to be better. Just like I can. How lucky we are. How lucky I am.
Happy Canada Day everyone!!!!