It could only happen in Alberta, the land of cowboy Steve and not so Big Oil, Canada's Banana Republic.
Where the leader of the opposition, after attacking the Con government for five years, and trailing them in the polls by only five points.
Has suddenly decided that if you can't beat them, you should join them.
And is apparently leading half her Wild Hog Party back to the trough.
They say people in glass houses shouldn't throw stones eh?
So it seems to me Jason Kenney really should know better than to call the Deputy Premier of Alberta an asshole.
The only explanation seems to be that when Jason Kenney, the federal immigration minister, hit the button on his personal email account, he accidentally hit “reply all.”
Why else would he declare to the world in an email that he thinks Alberta’s deputy premier, Thomas Lukaszuk, is a “complete and utter asshole”?
Wow. What a dramatic finish. The rednecks were squealing with anticipation. The beer was on ice.
The Big Oil Barbie was so sure she would win.
But in the end the old wild hog couldn't make it up the hill of its own excrement and bigotry.
Uh oh. Somebody call a tow truck. I see Danielle Smith and her Wild Hog Party's triumphal ride desperate race to the finishing line, is temporarily bogged down in a redneck swamp of pig shit and bigotry.
With Big Oil's Bubbah Barbie hiding from the public and the media.
The Conservatives said Wildrose candidates are “missing in action” from Fort McMurray to Lethbridge and the NDP said Smith — in a bid to preserve her party’s lead in the polls — is dodging tough questions about her stance on climate change and candidates’ social views.
So she can get enough sleep, get some more coaching from her campaign manager Tom "Strangelove" Flanagan...
And somehow find the strength to massage the fleshy hind quarters of yet another Wild Hog bigot.
