Oh no. What have we done to deserve this? Not another tax scandal, not more Pierre Poilievre.
As you know when we last left the man they call Pee Wee or Dickhead, he was in a shrunken state, after his phony tax scandal went nowhere.
But now he's back, and more annoying than ever.
We know that Andrew Scheer is a sinister religious fanatic. We know that he is a crass misogynist, and an anti-gay and anti-Muslim bigot.
We know that he is a creepy demagogue, and a good friend of Ezra Levant.
We know that he believes that we should pay to have children home schooled, and that carbon taxes are the work of the devil.
But who knew that he is also a flim-flam man?
As we all know Stephen Harper used the Canada Revenue Agency for his own foul purposes.
To try to intimidate his enemies, and harass environmentalists, and even humble birdwatchers.
But although Harper has left the building, it seems the CRA is still haunted by his foul legacy.
All over the world today some of its richest people are quivering in their boots.
Because for over a month hundreds of journalists have been digging through the so-called Panama Papers, the more than 11.5 leaked documents from the Panamanian law firm Mossack Fonseca.
Documents that have exposed how the wealthy are stashing their money in offshore tax havens. So they can become richer while whole countries and billions of people become poorer.
And today is the day the names of many of those possible tax dodgers will be revealed.
The Panama Papers' scandal has revealed a steaming mountain or pyramid of corruption.
Where the super rich live high off the hog, while countries deprived of tax dollars grow more and more miserable.
So I'm glad to see that the Liberal government is planning to step up efforts to go after our own tax cheats.
As probably you know, the Con regime has given the Canada Revenue Agency more money to go after its enemies.
While depriving it of the resources and the inspectors to go after tax evaders.
Well now it turns out there may be method to that madness.
For it seems that when it comes to tax evasion, the Cons are part of the problem.
