Rob Ford and the Beast of The Great White North

Well his campaign isn't doing too good lately. It's a little wobbly like Rob Ford himself. 

Decent people don't want anything to do with him. Or let their children anywhere near him. So now he's holding ten thousand chocolate eggs.

And goodness knows what else. 

But at least he was able to add two new members to his sagging campaign. Ben Johnson, the disgraced runner.

And a Trailer Park Boy. 

Rob Ford and the Sad End of the Con Clown Buffoon Show

Oh dear. I don't think Rob Ford had a very good day eh?

For one thing he's been reduced to asking people to call him if they spot a pot hole.



Which, since there is a 311 number specifically set up for that purpose, has been reminding people about his long history of drug abuse.

At least judging by this tweet from Mr Butter Chicken.



Whose name alone must have made the Fordzilla DROOL with rage.

And then there was Olivia. 

Olivia Chow Gets Ready To Take On Rob Ford

Well it seems like I've been waiting forever, but Olivia Chow is finally ready to begin her campaign to become the next Mayor of Toronto.

After a year of careful preparation, Olivia Chow is finally ready to enter what is fast shaping up as a tough race to become Toronto’s next mayor. 

Chow is fully expected to file her formal nomination papers at city hall during the week of March 17 and will immediately release her complete campaign platform, which is being described as “ambitious, surprising and bold.”

Rob Ford and the Crack Cocaine Video

He has been drunk as a skunk in public.

He has given women and children the finger.

He is a crass, vulgar bigot, and the worst Mayor Toronto has ever known.

Now let Rob Ford explain this one. 

A cellphone video that appears to show Mayor Rob Ford smoking crack cocaine is being shopped around Toronto by a group of Somali men involved in the drug trade.