I just received the latest copy of the Polish News...The Polska Chronicles. It took a while to get here. But since it had to come all the way from the 14th Century what do you expect?
And it definitely was worth waiting for. I love that sinister medieval stuff. Where anti-semitism bumps into homophobia and they both dance a shmenge polka. While a Catholic priest saws away on a fiddle, sprinkles them with the Nazi Pope's bath water. And urges them on. Scary.
But this edition of the Polska Chronicles is unique. It's not just the usual Polska Bolska stuff. As in crazy shite. There's a good news story too!!!
Remember how their nazi government had decided it was time to probe the Teletubbies?
Well it's changed its mind
Poland's child rights ombudsman said that she no longer suspected The Teletubbies, the British television show for infants, of promoting homosexuality.
Whew!! Tinky Winky must be relieved...along with most civilized Europeans who now DEEPLY regret ever letting Poland into the E.U. And can't wait to kick it out.
The bad news is that the Christofascists are now censoring Little Britain.
It seems they didn't like this clip....
And so does the Polish government...
I can't figure out why they hate that scene. The minister was an Anglican after all. Heavens ...if he had been a Catholic priest goodness knows what he might have done with that dildo...with all those kiddies at the fair.
But give the shmenges five IQ points .... for at least figuring out that the show is sort of....um... gay. Duh?
Five more IQ points for deciding NOT to probe the Teletubbies.
Five more points for inventing the Polish sausage.
Add it all up and the trend is encouraging. At this rate by the year 3000 they should be well into the 16th Century. Long gone from the E.U.
And only semi-retarded.
Polska Bolska. Talk about Little Poland.
Won't that be a bloody miracle?
2 comments:
that clip was hilarious!!!!!!! i don't know what's with poland...guess ya produce a pope and things just stay on hold (from the 14t century, as you say).
pass the perogies!
Hey Scout!! What's wrong with Poland??? OMG my posts are already too long!!! I blame the Catholic Church...for just about everything there... Although I SHOULD have pointed out that there are some good Poles. About 3,000 of them marched in a gay parade the other day despite all kinds of harrassment and threats. Hopefully one day they will redeem their country and usher in a brighter and better era....
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