Thursday, July 28, 2011

Stephen Harper's Horrible Summer Makeover















OMG. I knew Stephen Harper was spending his summer trying to be transformed from Great Ugly Leader into Mr Nice Fuhrer.

After forgetting himself at the Redneck Stampede, and revealing his ball crushing plans for total Canadian domination.

“Under our Conservative government, Canada is more united than it ever has been. My friends, I think something has changed. I believe the long Liberal era is genuinely, truly ending. As with disco balls and bell bottoms, Canadians have moved on,” he said to applause and laughter.

“Conservative values are Canadian values. Canadian values are Conservative values.”


But who knew his makeover could be so horrible?

Great eh? It's on Boing Boing !!!!  So now even if you don't belong to his Google + inner circle i.e. John Baird, Robert Mugabe, and Jason Kenney, people all over the world will think he's a nice guy.

And name their babies after him.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!

But of course, what they don't tell you is how his favourite kitty turned out...

















Or how he was the lucky one...



















Or what the ball crusher is planning to do to us eh?

Oh boy. People of Canada Matadonia enjoy your summer and your freedoms while you can.

Because Stephen Harper is going after total WORLD domination. The kittens are running for cover. MeeeeOUCH !!!

And NOBODY is safe...

2 comments:

  1. How very telling that you should choose a photo with Aimee Semple Mcpherson and have Harper on her altar.

    Brilliant!

    There is a parallel in their lives well worth exploring. She came to an ignominious send. Harper is following in the same pattern.

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  2. hi Torontonian...Gawd. And I thought Gene Wilder was bad enough.
    But Aimee and Steve, an altar, and a bottle of booze, now that's worth exploring... ;)

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