Stephen Harper and The Duckman Factor

It's funny eh? But when I saw this picture of Stephen Harper waddling over the frozen tundra, during his disastrous Great Escape Tour, I couldn't decide whether it was some monstrous Arctic goose....or a Duckman impersonator !!!

You know...the deranged and depraved duck detective who is always trying to get people to think of him as a hero, or just love him. But due to his numerous character flaws, always ends up looking like a LOSER.

Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour Ends Disastrously

Well, as you know, the idea was to get as far away as possible from the ghastly Senate scandals. And the media.

And to try to repair Stephen Harper's tarnished image with one sunny photo-op after the other...



But it all went terribly wrong. Old Duff followed him all the way. ..

So did Pamela Wallin.



And it all ended today with a horrible scuffle, and a foreign reporter getting mugged. 

Stephen Harper and the Great Squirrel Tour

OMG. When my special satellite feed of Stephen Harper's Great Escape Tour came in tonight I must admit I was shocked.

For there was Great True North Warrior Big Oil Leader firing away at something or someone !!!!!