Andrew Scheer must have put a lot of effort into finding a suitable green backdrop to finally unveil their long awaited climate plan.
Before settling on a watery body near Chelsea, Quebec.
But sadly for him he obviously put more thought into that than he did into his fake plan.
So only the Cons and other furry creatures were impressed.
The announcement was an epic failure.
Well as you know, I have been calling the Harper government a Con Clown Circus.
But I'm afraid I was wrong, and I want to apologize. To the clowns of the world.
Because after closer inspection, and after what happened in the Commons yesterday, I think it's safe to say that the Con regime is now more like a FREAK SHOW.
Where yesterday's mutant stars were Leona Aglukkaq and Julian Fantino.