Well as you know the young fanatics in the PMO are desperately trying to improve Stephen Harper's image. Frantically trying to put a fresh coat of lipstick on it, before the next election campaign.
But it's all going horribly wrong.
Trying to portray Harper as a Great Strong Leader, who is almost as fresh and just as pretty as Justin Trudeau, AND a Mr Nice Guy, just isn't working eh?
No matter how hard they try. No matter how hard the PMO pit bull Jenni Byrne screams or grunts...
So now a former PMO member has come up with the wildest and most desperate idea yet.
Rebrand Harper as Steve Nickelback.
When I first saw this picture a couple of years ago, I remember being seized with the sudden urge to run to the toilet, and vomit violently. And of course I never forgave Bryan Adams.
But now that I've heard his version of what happened I'm feeling a little more generous.
It turns out he was just another prop in the Con Photo-Op Machine's relentless campaign to try to make Stephen Harper look half human. Just an ordinary guy who, when he's not keeping us safe from terrorists and labour unions, slashing jobs, stealing pensions, or turning us into a Petro/Police state.
Likes to play the piano, write books about hockey, and cuddle up with his kittens...
