Friday, August 18, 2006
Harper and the Mark of the Booger
Ok. Ok. Hold on. Before you start accusing me of fucking around with President Harpo's face again, I want you to know I'm completely innocent this time. I got the picture off his very own official ReformCon Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation web site.
Holy shit!!!! What's that big white blob on his nose? What have these monsters done to his face?
When I first saw it I thought it was amusing. I thought he had honked an enormous booger. And either his trained seals were too scared to tell him about it. Or Rona Ambrose wasn't there to wipe it off. These kind of things always happen to ReformCon nerds. When mummy isn't around.
Then I wondered whether the Ministry of Propaganda and Disinformation had been trying to carve a more heroic profile for Great Leader. And something had gone terribly wrong. But that too made me laugh. You'd need a chainsaw to do that. Not a photoshop brush.
But then I realized it might be a sign of something far more sinister. Could the fake skin be peeling away and revealing the robot within? Kalifornia Arnold Terminator baby achtung! Where are you when we need you?
Or could Great Leader simply be falling apart? He's certainly acting strange. Playing games with human lives.
Or could it be the long awaited Mark of the Booger? The sign of Conservative End Times. After reading this story I think it's probably that. In that case only an exorcist will save them.
But if it's just a bad photoshop number will somebody please fire Sandra Buckler.
And if it's really just a big and disgusting booger will one of his cowed minions please summon up some courage
And tell Great Leader to go blow himself.