I'm sure you remember how Kellyanne Conway seemed to be everywhere after Donald Trump's election victory.
Offering the novice president advice, or acting as his mouthpiece on CNN and other TV networks.
But after a while she became a little too comfortable in the Oval Office...
And some began to believe the job had gone to her head
I think it's safe to say that Donald Trump had a lousy Saturday night. And either ended up climbing the golden drapes in his Mar-a-Lago estate, or rolling on the floor and biting the carpet.
For he's been ranting and raving and going after another judge for daring to block his bigoted travel ban. And getting nowhere.
The thousands of noisy demonstrators laying siege to his estate must have him shoving not one but two tiny fingers in each hairy ear.
And when he watched Saturday Night Live he must have exploded.
OK here's the bad news. Rob Ford made the opening of Saturday Night Live.
And the good news?
He's actually worse than that.
The Americans only used "aboot" once eh?
Ford is NOT invited to today's Santa Claus parade. So the kiddies are safe.
And sooner rather than later, like his good friend Steve Harper, he'll be out on his ass.
