Golly. I can't believe it. My dream finally came true. Stephen Harper tried so hard to pretend he is Mr NiceThug. But tonight his mask fell off. Prime Minister Stephen Harper is calling for a majority Conservative government to "teach" his political opponents and "their little coalition" a lesson, according to a video leaked to the Opposition Liberals.
And boy is he UGLY...
And what an ugly and evil vision of Canada he would force upon us. A Canada where women and gay rights would be gutted, the Supreme Court would be full of right-wing extremists with cowboy hats, guns would be everywhere, and the Christianist fanatics in the PMO would write our laws and tell us what we can or cannot do. A Canada where Canadians are encouraged to hate each other. Where opponents are treated like enemies that should be DESTROYED.
If we do not get a majority, the Liberals, the NDP and the Bloc Quebecois will combine and they will form a government. They will deny this till they’re blue in the face in an election campaign but I guarantee you if we do not win a majority, this country will have a Liberal government propped up by the socialists and the separatists. Where the word coalition is a bad word, instead of a mark of civilization and compromise. The values this country was built on...and keep it together.
The good news? We knew that Harper hates Canada...and wants to turn it into a jungle. Now EVERYBODY does. Or soon will.
You know I was feeling a little gloomy about a fall election. But now I'm feeling a lot better. Because we can use this tape to expose the horror of Stephen Harper. Oh boy can we ever.
My dream came true.The mask fell off. But my message remains the same.
Defeat these sinister alien Cons. Because we deserve BETTER.
And so does our country....
--------------------------------------------------------- P.S. You can see the full tape here.
A few days ago I told you how I felt when I read that not only was Stephen Harper still claiming to be writing The Nerds Guide to Hockey, but now he's also claiming to be transported by music. “When I play the piano, I become very involved emotionally, I'm no longer the same person. It's not just a hobby,” Mr. Harper said. Like play me another one eh? First he says God tells him what to do. Now he claims he's HUMAN? So you can imagine how horrified I was to read this. ...There he was, playing ever more earnestly on the piano. He picked up tempo and volume for a few moments, tapping his foot under the piano bench, before turning around to look at everyone watching him. "Recognize the tune?" No one said anything for a moment. "Gimme Shelter," said Sun Media photographer Bob Tymczysyn. Harper grinned, nodded and said, "Rolling Stones!" and turned back to the piano to keep playing. OMG. Gimme a break. How could he choose that great tune ? Isn't Sympathy for the Devil more his kind of song? Pleased to meet you Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah But what's confusing you Is just the nature of my game Then I read the lyrics. Oh, a storm is threatening My very life today If I dont get some shelter Oh yeah, Im gonna fade away Rape, murder! Its just a shot away Its just a shot away... And it all made sense. That's exactly the kind of song I would expect Great Musical Leader to play...when he's pretending to be a nice guy. Huh? SCARY. So I guess if we don't want to see him playing that song like a madman, with a majority under his belt.
While Canada burns. We're going to have to get him to play this song in a hurry...
Although I laugh and I act like a clown Beneath this mask I am wearing a frown I'm a loser I'm a loser And I'm not what I appear to be... Because that's it eh? The story of the next election. Who will reveal the REAL Harper? Who will unmask this sinister klown? Before it's too late ...