OMG. Shake me like a rattle. Or call me a prophet eh? Because as soon as I saw this.
I knew that the Christianist crazies would soon be howling at the moon, and proclaiming it to be a sign of God's wrath for the sins of America. i.e. the satanic sodomites, and the black guy in the White House.
And sure enough...
And of course, since holy money is tight these days, the old con man Pat Robertson had to get out there and make sure he got a piece of the action...
Because old Patty Cakes would never "get weird" on us would he? And when it comes to natural disasters, he knows what he's talking about.
A huge storm, Hurricane Gloria, threatened the Eastern Seaboard in 1985. Robertson took to the air on “The 700 Club” and prayed:
“In the name of Jesus, we command you to stop where you are and move northeast, away from harm.”
The storm moved, but it headed northeast and scored a direct hit on Long Island, causing millions of dollars in damage.
Lordy. All I can say is thank goodness the White House didn't come down eh?
Because we never would have heard the end of it.
Hey Patty Cakes. Shake it up baby. You ain't God's weatherman.
Oh boy. It seems like so long ago that we scratched the porker Christianist Jerry Falwell off the Most Wanted Homophobe List. When he hit the floor for the last time like a ton of bricks....or shit. And we partied all night. So how much LONGER will I have to wait until I can scratch Patsy off the list? Tell me Monkey God. Because I'm growing impatient. And he's growing horribly senile. "I am not at all persuaded that so-called homosexuals are homosexuals because of biological problems. There may be a very few, but there are so many that have been made homosexuals because of a coach or a guidance counselor or some other male figure who has abused them and they think there's something wrong with their sexuality. So you need to get deep into why he is what he is, instead of just saying, 'Well, he's a homosexual so how do I handle him, and how do I be Christian?' Well, I think you ought to tell him, 'Listen, son, you know, here's what the Bible says about this, and it's called an abomination before God, so I've got to tell you the truth because I love you'...I mean, if somebody's on their way to hell, they'll -- I mean, you've got to love them to rescue them." Which is not only ridiculous but truly EVIL. But then what do you expect? A few weeks ago this miserable Christianist hatemonger was drooling about how gay marriage was like having sex with DUCKS. Quack. Quack. Until the Duck Girls put him in his place...
In case you missed it here's the original ducky video...
You know I could say a lot of bad things about Pat Robertson. Like DUCK YOU bigot. But I'll leave that up to history. And all I'll say is how lucky I am to have a loving dad who didn't call his gay son an abomination. And with cool straight people like those two young women on our side. How can we LOSE ?
