When Women Strike Back

I didn't watch the Super Bowl, but when I saw this Super Bowl commercial the other day it just about knocked me out of my chair...



Like millions of men out there I was filled with rage and resentment. I vowed that as soon as Sébastien got back from Haiti, I would REALLY let him have it.

Tell him I'm not taking the recycling to the depot on my bicycle anymore. Buddy. I need a MUSCLE CAR !!!!!!!!

But then I realized this is not a guy-guy thing. This is about Him and Her.

And I should just duck and cover.

And let the women strike back...



So now I'm thinking some people will say ANYTHING to sell a crappy Dodge.

But that should teach them eh?

And after all, since the depot is within easy walking distance.

Who needs a muscle car when I got Sébastien?

Why I Won't be Watching the Super Bowl

I won't be watching the Super Bowl tomorrow for two very good reasons. One I hate American football.

And two.... I wouldn't want to watch Tim Tebow's anti-abortion ad.

Tebow will appear in the commercial with his mother, Pam, who reportedly will tell one of the Tebow family's favorite stories: How, after severe complications arose in her 1987 pregnancy, she declined medical advice to have an abortion. Her fifth child -- Tim -- was born and went on to win the Heisman trophy in 2007.

Not just because that story is extremely dubious.

The fact is Pammy had a CHOICE.... and so should other women.

But also because nothing can change the fact that she was extremely lucky and so was T-Bone.

To have emerged practically unscathed....













Apart from those ugly birthmarks under his eyes....and the severely limited intelligence of a Christianist idiot.

Because it doesn't always work out that way...



So CBS wouldn't run that commercial eh?

Just like they wouldn't run a gay ad.

But they are only too happy to allow the crazed homophobes and wingnuts from Focus on the Family to attack the rights of women.

Which is why I'm with these grannies...



Yup. It really is going to be great not watching the Super Bowl.

Who needs all that Amerikan craziness eh?

When I can tell CBS to shove that ad up their corporate asses. Switch off the TV. Grab my skates.... and Sébastien.

And just be a Canadian...













Have a great Focus on the Family Super Bowl-less Sunday everyone.

I know I will...