Although I had better things to observe, like that amazing solar eclipse, I thought I'd better watch Donald Trump's address to the nation, in case he declared war on North Korea.
And eclipsed the earth permanently.
But as it turned out, all he did was declare a little more war on Afghanistan.
Which will have little impact on that country, or on the Great War on Terror.
But on the bright side, it did cause some in his rabid base to declare war on him.