Stephen Harper's Scary Byelection Night

Golly. I can only imagine the state Stephen Harper must have been in last night as he watched the byelection results come in.

Especially the one in Brandon-Souris, the riding that has been in Con hands for half a century. 

And although in the end no seats changed hands, I'm sure the Cons were still pumping him full of horse tranquilizer long after it was over.

Because it's not like he had anything to celebrate eh?

Not when he almost lost the eternal Con riding. And not when Justin Trudeau was declared the big winner.

Stephen Harper and the Great Getaway Tour

As I watched him drag himself wearily up the steps of his getaway plane, I could only imagine what Stephen Harper was thinking.

I've done it !!! I've made it to the plane !!! The caucus rebels can't get me now. And even Duffy can't follow me EVERYWHERE !!@#!

But sadly for Great Battered Leader I just KNOW that Old Duff and his Senate pals will find some way to keep him company eh?

And of course when he returns, the caucus rebels will be waiting. Because now it's getting serious.