Showing posts with label Christianists. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christianists. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Teabaggers, Homophobes, and Touchdown Jesus





















As you may know the United States is going through an...um...difficult period.

So I was not surprised to see this homophobic wingnut blame Iceland's volcanic eruption on gay marriage.

"And the fourth angel poured out his vial upon the sun; and power was given unto him to scorch men with fire. And men were scorched with great heat, and blasphemed the name of God, which hath power over these plagues: and they repented not to give him glory.

So now I want to know what the good people of Monroe, Ohio...the home of touchdown Jesus... have been up to...














Because it must have been something really  WICKED.














So what is that Christianist bigot going to say now?

Oh never mind.

I understand he's planning to star in his very own show.

Where he gets...um....blessed...over and over again. And then the roof caves in.

Golly. What can you say eh?


That this little fellow hasn't said already...



Except God bless Amerika.

Before it's too late...