Why Do So Many Men Love Stephen Harper?

Damn. Life isn't fair. There I was enjoying the sight of that killer blue slope in this sunny poll.

Dreaming of skateboarding down it as we dumb guys like to do. Or sliding down it face first. Because it's a beauty eh? 

WHEEEEEEEEEH  !!!!

And then I saw this other poll.

And then I was HUMILIATED.

How could those Con stooges make us guys look so...um.. DUMBER?

Men also tend to support those they think will attack deficits and keep the economy moving, Mr. Gregg said.

“You have to continue to keep that male advantage,” he said of the Tories. “You have to position your opponent as a wimp and as an effete snob and out of touch with manly concerns.”

Or BRUTISH.

Then I remembered....wait a minute.... this is a STRAIGHT guy problem. Because you can fit the number of gay men who would vote for Stephen Harper into a closet...or a shoe box.

I mean gay guys and straight guys share a lot of "manly concerns." Like our love of sex, sports, sex, video games, sex, sports, and of course toys of every description.

Like the one that flew over my house the other day...















OMG. Baby come back. I LOVE you !!

But try as I might, I probably will NEVER be able to understand why so many straight men are attracted to this sinister nerd...




















I mean what part of him turns them on so much?The vote hooker, the flabby ass, the hockey book he's been writing forever, the torture freak, or the wild look in his cold dead eyes?

Is it his nerdly musk those straight boys find so irresistible...or do they just enjoy being his BITCHES?

I mean really dudes MEN UP. Stop acting like pathetic weaklings and stooges. 

Are we really going to let the women save this country all by themselves? 

No way eh?  They're obviously smarter than we are.

But we can still do some things better than they can...



Or can we? Gawd. That's it isn't it? The painful truth.

Until the day women rule the world.

We're all in terrible DANGER...

The Mystery Man Behind Proposition 8

OK. I knew that the Mormon Church was the biggest financial supporter of Proposition 8, that stripped the right to marry from gays and lesbians in California. You know the former polygamists with the Magic Underwear.

But how about some of these other big donors?

Like Elsa Broekhuizen, the mother of Erik Prince, the founder of the mercenary thug firm Blackwater.

Uh.....um....does that mean we can now call her Elsa the Bitch of Blackwater?

And then there's the MYSTERY man, the reclusive multi millionaire and ultra Christianist wacko with Tourette's Syndrome, Howard F. Ahmanson.














While Ahmanson once resided in a mental institution in Kansas, he now occupies a position among the Christian right’s power pantheon as one of the movement’s most influential donors. During a 1985 interview with the Orange County Register, Ahmanson summarized his political agenda: “My goal is the total integration of biblical law into our lives.”

Ahmanson’s most controversial episode related to his funding of the religious empire of Rousas John Rushdoony, a radical evangelical theologian who advocated placing the United States under the control of a Christian theocracy that would mandate the stoning to death of homosexuals.

Nice eh? No wonder they hid him. I can only imagine how embarrassing it might have been if he was addressing some fancy bigot banquet and suddenly blurted out:

KKKKKK.....KILL the fucking faggots from SODOM !!!!!!!

Too bad our side didn't find out sooner...or use attack ads like the bigots did. All our ads were gentle ones appealing to the better angels of humanity....and look where it got us.

But it doesn't matter. Fuck Ahmanson and Elsa the Bitch of Blackwater, and the loony Rushdoony.

They can keep their hate.

That's why I am a hate fighter.

And besides we don't just have truth, justice, and human decency on our side on our side.

We have a lot of good straight people like Drew Barrymore...marching in West Hollywood tonight....



Hey. With that .....

.....and the burning desire to beat the living shit out of those bigot BASTARDS.

How can we lose eh?

Stephen Harper and the Cult of Masculinity

As a gay guy I naturally worship at the Church of Masculinity. Where we have no illusions. But lots of gods.

Which means that sometimes I can get hung up in macho bullshit. But at least I know a real man when I see one.

So I must admit I was both disturbed, depressed ....and amused ..... to see that so many straight guys seem to be wrapping themselves in animal skin evening gowns, and worshipping in the Faux Macho Church of Stephen Harper.

Now I don't deny that Stephane Dion is a political wimp .... a distressing combination of Hercule Poirot and Mr Bean. But at least he's a decent human being.

Unlike the Iceman Monster Harper and his Con thugs who are deliberately pitting men against women.

The Conservative alternative practically oozes testosterone -- boosted military spending for Afghanistan, reasserted northern sovereignty and tax cuts with specific benefits targeted at male-dominated trucking and trades.

While heaping scorn on the more female and CANADIAN values of the Liberal Party.

The party platform is not expected to be much of a male magnet either, specifically a focus on fighting homelessness, enhancing daycare, boosting education tax advantages and imposing emission caps on greenhouse gas producers.

And what's even MORE depressing is that so many straight men are buying it.

The Harper Conservative male-voter lead over the Dion Liberals is now at an almost insurmountable 14 points -- 41% versus 27% for the Liberals.

Which explains why the Cons have been able to get away with raping women's rights in this country. While so many cowardly males did nothing..... or silently cheered them on.

Now I suppose a country that would make a movie out of the life of mouthy goon and anti-French porker Don Cherry is capable of ANYTHING.

But who can explain why so many self styled macho men would think this freak is a Warrior King?

















When he is just an angry nerd trying to make up for all the humiliations that came before. A flabby pot-bellied wonk who used to stamp his little feet and sulk like a girly man when Preston Manning rejected his policy proposals.

A chubby little cheeseburger who likes to dress up in butch drag and hires someone to make him look pretty. And has hissy fits if he doesn't get his way all the time. A pathetic control freak who admires the way Joe Stalin ran the Kremlin. A posturing wimp who has tried to remake his image into that of a warrior, by betraying the sacred values of this country.

And by beating up on women.

Believe me .... I know what REAL masculinity is...a combination of strength, gentleness, bravery, and nobility of purpose. My gay god has all of those qualities...even if I don't. Because I like beating up on homophobes and other bigots too much.

But Great Fat Drag Queen Harper fails on every count. Not a strong leader. Not much of a man. Just PATHETIC.

Like the dum neanderthal hosers who support him.

The good news in all of this?

All those women who are keeping Harper from winning a majority.... and saving Canada from the Revenge of the Angry Nerd.

Everyone who loves this country owes them. Big Time.

Who would have thunk it Macho Man? Duh.

The women of The Great White North. Not just smarter and better.

But more Canadian as well...