Once upon a time Donald Trump claimed that his Trump University could make anyone as rich as he was, and that all could learn from the Master.
Until after only five years it collapsed under an avalanche of lawsuits, from those who claimed it was just a shabby scam and that Trump was a con artist.
But despite all the evidence against him, the Angry Orange spent the next six years fighting those claims in court, and among other things calling the judge a Mexican even though he was born in Indiana.
Only to finally surrender yesterday.
As you probably know, Donald Trump has vowed to appoint a special prosecutor to go after "crooked" Hillary Clinton.
But strangely enough it's Trump himself who faces a greater chance of looking like a crook.
Even before he becomes president.
Donald Trump likes to claim that he's a great businessman, who is going to protect American jobs, and that all his employees love him.
He even claims that the Mexican-Americans he is attacking in such a racist manner, will also love him.
Because he's also going to provide them with gazillions of jobs.
But as it turns out, the last thing anyone should do is work for Herr Hair Drumpf.