Showing posts with label Tony Abbott. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Tony Abbott. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Stephen Harper, Tony Abbott, and the Great Terrorist Conspiracy



It all looks and sounds so familiar. A wild looking gunman terrorizes a cafe in Sydney, killing two people, and traumatizing a city and nation.

And even though police say there is no evidence the man was a real terrorist, the country's Prime Minister is quick to plant that idea in the minds of his people. 

Sunday, November 16, 2014

Stephen Harper, Vladimir Putin, and the Great G20 Showdown



OMG. I see Stephen Harper has stolen the spotlight at the G20 summit, by going dictator to dictator, with Vladimir Putin.

Stephen Harper told Russian President Vladimir Putin flatly that he needs "to get out of Ukraine," when the two met at a Group of 20 summit of major economies in Brisbane.

Or mano a mano.

The Russian Leader stuck out his hand. Mr. Harper accepted the gesture but said to the Russian Leader: "I guess I'll shake your hand but I have only one thing to say to you, you need to get out of Ukraine."‎

In a crass attempt to make the summit all about him, and the ethnic vote.

Tuesday, October 28, 2014

Stephen Harper and the Monstrous Planet Burners



He would have us believe that terrorism is a greater threat than climate change. But with every day that passes the burning planet proves Stephen Harper wrong.

For imagine what might happen if a city of 20 million people runs out of water. 

Tuesday, September 23, 2014

Big Daddy Harper and the Climate of Fear



Well in my last post I predicted that Stephen Harper would try to use the ISIS threat to behead Canadians in their bedrooms, to maximum political advantage.

By trying to make it sound like we are in real danger, and that only a Great Strong Leader like Himself can save us.

And sure enough there he was today, sounding like Big Daddy. 

Saturday, June 14, 2014

The Sad Bromance of Stephen Harper and Tony Dumb Dumb



Well as you may remember, a few days ago I wrote about Tony Abbott's visit to Canada, to see his good buddy Stephen Harper.

The man he calls a "beacon" to the entire Conservative world.

And I told you how the bromance was so hot and heavy it almost set off the fire detectors at 24 Sussex drive.

Even after Abbott called Canada CANADIA...

Monday, June 09, 2014

Stephen Harper and the Groupie from Down Under



Well he may be making a fool of himself on the world stage. Posing as a champion of democracy and Vladimir Putin's worst nightmare. 

Prime Minister Stephen Harper says Russian President Vladimir Putin is an “extreme nationalist” and an “imperialist” who is threatening global peace and security. And he doesn’t mind standing alone in the stridency of his denunciations of the Russian president.

And no doubt making other world leaders cringe, or laugh themselves silly.

But he does have one big groupie, Tony Abbott, the climate change denier from Down Under.