When Stephen Harper launched the longest election campaign since 1926, he no doubt hoped that by now he would have crushed his political enemies
Thrown them under the wheels of his mighty bus.
Or smeared them beyond recognition as he flew over them in his shiny new plane...
And if that campaign had been normal in length, we would be voting next week, instead of in six weeks.
Which as it turns out is just as well for Harper, because not only are his opponents alive and kicking. His campaign so far has been an absolute DISASTER...