Mr. Johnston has also apologized recently for his war of words with the Palins, telling People magazine that he was angry after his breakup with Bristol and made comments about the family “that were not completely true.”
Some people suggested that I should apologize, and write another post and call it Levi Johnston and the Revenge of Sarah Palin. So I did.
"I hear he goes by the name Ricky Hollywood now. Some of the things that he's doing, it's kind of heartbreaking. I call that porn [Johnson's appearance in Playgirl magazine]."
Sarah Palin, interview with Oprah Winfrey, October 2009
Because surely running for President with a reality show star AND a porn star as a son-in-law can't be a good thing eh?
But then what do I know? If Glenn Beck, the recovering alcoholic and drug addict who believes that Obama want to lock up white people in concentration camps, can even THINK of running for Prez.
I suppose anybody can...
So yeah I apologize. I did speak too soon.
Golly. Poor Levi may be standing there in his underpants. Sarah Palin may be totally exposed.
But we dodged the BIG ONE...
Amerika. Amerika. If I didn't live next door. Help !!! Help !!!
Uh oh. I knew this Alaskan rube tale was going to end badly. The redneck Evita is going after the redneck daddy....for calling her a bad mummy.
And for shamelessly selling his body...to Playgirl.
"Those who would sell their body for money reflect a desperate need for attention and are likely to say and do anything for even more attention.”
Hmmm. Well she should know eh?
Because she's been selling herself like a ghastly right wing hooker for what seems like FOREVER.
And if I had to choose between one publicity whore or the other I think I'd choose Levi. Because at least he's trying to be classy.
“I’m not gonna just go out there and get naked,” he said.
And because at least he is who he is...and he isn't telling anybody what to do. Just working out in the gym...and probably hanging weights from his you know what...to try to make as good big an impression as possible . While the klown hooker Sarah thinks she's Evita of the Rednecks....or Jesus of Alaska.
And that she was born to save Amerika...from ITSELF. When she's not feeling too greedy.
Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. I had assumed she was going to go back to her job as governor, but a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make “triple the money.” It was, to her, “not as hard.” She would blatantly say, “I want to just take this money and quit being governor.”
I must admit I have always had a soft spot for Levi Johnston. He seemed to be the most human of the Palin Bunch. And who knew a baby redneck could be such a good daddy? But now I like him even more.
For exposing Sarah Palin as a greedy loser.
Sarah was sad for a while. She walked around the house pouting. I had assumed she was going to go back to her job as governor, but a week or two after she got back she started talking about how nice it would be to quit and write a book or do a show and make “triple the money.” It was, to her, “not as hard.” She would blatantly say, “I want to just take this money and quit being governor.”
After Tripp was born, Sarah would pay more attention to our son than she would to her own baby, Trig. Sarah has a weird sense of humor. When she came home from work, Bristol and I would be holding Trig and Tripp. Sarah would call Trig--who was born with Down syndrome--"my little Down's baby." But I couldn't believe it when she would come over and sometimes say, playing around, "No, I don't want the retarded baby--I want the other one," and pick up Tripp. That was just her--even her kids were used to it.
Nice eh?
And talk about the revenge of the redneck. She forced Levi to cut his mullet for this absurd photo-op.
And now he's cutting her down to size. Taking off his suit.
Hmmm...... you know I still can't quite believe that if the Republicans had won, and Poppy McCain had keeled over, this gang could have been running wild in the White House Hee Haw. Gimme my mullet !!!!! No take the retarded baby !!!!! I told you not to do meth in the Lincoln bedroom !!!! Jesus Jesus tell me what to to do....should I bomb North Korea...or Russia ??? Golly. Poor Levi may be standing there in his underpants. Sarah Palin may be totally exposed.
