Well we still don't know where Stephen Harper is hiding, for there hasn't been a sighting in days.
We don't know whether the man they're now calling Hermit Harper, is holed up in a closet, or living in a car, or getting plastic surgery.
Or living in Ray Kovac's garage, like his Robin once lived in his....
Or whether he is still wandering around Las Vegas, like poor Howard Hughes did after he went crazy.
But what we can say is he's lucky he didn't surface yesterday.
Because that would have been REALLY embarrassing.
