Candy Hoeppner: Winner or Loser?

Oh no. Gag me with a pork chop. John Ivison is so stimulated aroused impressed by Candy Hoeppner he's declaring that porker loser a WINNER.

As Candice Hoeppner stood up in the House of Commons this afternoon to defend herself against Liberal accusations that her fight to scrap the long-gun registry effectively condones domestic violence, it reminded me of a British drama that appeared on screens over here recently.

The Amazing Mrs. Pritchard featured a perky blond supermarket manager, angry at the state of politics, who decides to run, gains national attention and ends up as Prime Minister of Great Britain

Can you believe that? Down John down. She may be a hooker for the gun lobby. But she's got STANDARDS. Oink. Oink.

C'mon let's get SERIOUS. Despite all the money the Cons spent on her campaign, Candy "I'd kill Bambi" Hoeppner failed to deliver the cold dead body of the gun registry. 

She spent so much time out of the country Vic Toews had to put on a blonde wig and pretend he was her. And she's lucky she wasn't arrested for fraud, for claiming it  really really REALLY was a private members's bill. Shame on her.

I mean don't morals count for ANYTHING anymore?

And I doubt we'll be seeing too much of her after this debacle. Did you see how Stephen Harper treated her on the staircase?













Although he repeated himself at least THREE times, he didn't give Candy a chance to say a WORD. She just had to stand there. And then follow him meekly up the stairs. Like a good Con wife.... or a handmaiden.

But then we know what  Stephen Harper thinks of women eh? Too bad Bambi Candy doesn't. The IDIOT.

And then there are all those other reasons why the Cons lost big.

(1) It's never a good idea to try to pit rural Canadians against urban Canadians, when the latter make up EIGHTY per cent of the population. 

(2) We haven't even started to target the Cons from urban areas who betrayed the wishes of their constituents. And boy are they going to get it. Why DO they hate women soooooooo much? 

(3) The Con MP's in Quebec were already the walking dead or Zombies. Now they're just dead. And without Quebec the Cons can FORGET about a majority.

(4) It's hard enough posing as crime fighters and going after invisible criminals. So imagine how hard it's going to be now that they have to explain why they hate police officers soooooooo much. Isn't threatening the lives of cops a crime? Why do these Cons want to make our streets slippery with blood? Are they the real criminals? 

(5) The gun registry debate made Michael Ignatieff look like a strong leader.

When Mr. Ignatieff is not tentatively jabbing at his opponent, he often swings wildly—sweeping overhand rights that finish a foot or two off the mark and leave the Liberal leader off balance and prone for a counterattack. Here, though, was a sharp right hook, a tight, finely aimed blow to the chin.

And, lo and behold, it seemed legitimately to stagger Mr. Harper.

And it made the NDP look like a party that listened.

Which to me sounds like a win win situation.

(6) Stephen Harper's attempt to pit Canadian against Canadian in a country as fragile as this one, has only made him look even more like a dangerous maniac. Or an AMERIKAN.

And only fired up our desire to get rid of him and his foul AmeriCons.

Now somebody please tell Candy the bad news...














Because the brutal truth is the Cons have  shown their ugly divisive faces.

The country can't afford them any longer, if it wants to remain one country.

In the next election it's now Canada versus Amerika.

And we are going to DESTROY them....

Why Candice Hoeppner Hates the Gun Registry

OK. So I'm watching the CBC Snooze last night and suddenly up pops Candy Hoeppner, the Con porker who allegedly came up with the idea to kill the gun registry.

And Mendy Wesley asks her does she have any idea how much the Cons have spent supporting her alleged Private Member's Bill, with big billboards, radio ads, fancy websites, and just plain old Con manure?

The Google ads are designed to target constituents in the ridings of the opposition MPs as they surf on the Web for information about the registry and their federal representatives. The Tories say it is the first time they’ve used this kind of advertising.

And guess what? Candy says she doesn't have ANY idea. Nothing, rien, nada. So now I'm thinking who is paying for her cross-country tour,and the fancy SUV?

And does anybody with an IQ higher than a turnip, or a drooling gun nut, still believe this is a Private Member's Bill?

Which made me wonder why DID the Cons choose her to front this killer bill? What don't I know about Candy? Why did Stephen Harper anoint her with his tongue to be the porker Evita of the NRA gun nut lobby?

And sure enough I found it. Believe it or not Candy Hoeppner is more worried about men being marginalized.

The MP encouraged the meeting participants not to accept the media portrayal of males as passive and apathetic, and challenged them to explore cooperative measures that will encourage men to celebrate and nurture their place in families and society.

Than she is about women being murdered. Or betraying her own gender. 

Guns are a constant in the lives of rural Canadian women — one reason many of them as are as committed to gun control and the gun registry as their urban sisters.

“It's not a matter of rural versus urban. It's a public safety issue. How many women and children in rural Canada are threatened in their own homes with a gun? More than we want to know, I think.”

Which explains why she's prepared to do ANYTHING to please the misogynist scum in the Harper government. 

Even if women are hurt or silenced.

“Rural and farm women who experience violence in the home describe a cycle of intimidation with guns . . . which makes it really difficult for women even to report what's going on, “ says Jo-Ann Brooke, director of the Women's Sexual Assault Centre of Renfrew County in Pembroke, Ont.

No doubt she feels big guns make men with little guns more MANLY.

Oh well. It looks as if we are going to be able to save the registry. Candy's Evita of the Rednecks act will quickly be forgotten.

And until we drive her and her bloodthirsty porkers out of office.

Which will be SOON.

She can go back to doing what she does best.

Entertaining us...



Gawd. You don't think Candy will go WILD like Miss Piggy when she loses the Gun Registry vote?

Lordy I hope so....