My Questions for Stephen Harper

Since the media can't seem to get a straight answer out of Stephen Harper, I thought I'd ask him some questions myself eh?

(1) Was he wearing diapers today so he didn't embarrass himself further, while posing as a hockey player?

Or did he know about this story?

Bruce Carson was convicted on five counts of fraud three more than previously known, and received court-ordered psychiatric treatment before becoming one of Prime Minister Stephen Harper's closest advisers.

The latest revelations raise new questions about Mr. Harper's judgment in hiring Mr. Carson as his chief policy analyst and troubleshooter – roles Mr. Carson played until leaving the PMO in 2008.

And just wanted to make sure that if confronted affronted with questions about that sordid scandal, he could safely fool Canadians into thinking he was in full control of his faculties, the PMO, the country...and his bowels.

And in that regard, did Bruce and him share the same psychiatrist?

(2) When he was running waddling around with a hockey stick in his hand, shouting "Puck, Puck, Puck" even though it was a ball. Was he just trying to show off ?

Or was he answering Terry Milewski's question?



(3) If he gets a majority will he have Milewski fired or arrested? Or will he just kill the CBC right away? And bury him in its rubble?

(4) Why does he allow the nasty little gnome Jimbo Flaherty to go around saying we're number one? When we're really number 10.

Can't he count either?

Or is it just another Big Lie?

(5) What's up with him and Laureen? I know she made him look like a fool the other night...



But did she really deserve to be treated like this?



Golly. I guess when he said women are born to serve he meant ALL of them. What's next I wonder? The former escort handing out water bottles?

And BTW why are they drinking so heavily on the Harper plane?

And what IS the message?

Get drunk? Be happy? Ignorance is strength? If you're unconscious my majority won't hurt?

Is that his way of promoting fitness...in 2015?

Or is he just DESPERATE?

Good questions eh? Who needs the media? After I drink myself unconscious.... to forget I'm living in Con Canada.

I'll try to come up with some more tomorrow...

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