For All The Christmas Haters Out There...

Here's something to cheer you up....



And something to drive you crazy crazier...



And of course, for this humourless religious fanatic....

The perfect Christmas present...



Wobble wobble. Gobble gobble.

Gawd. You know there are a lot of things to hate out there. Or get angry about. Like bigotry.

But this excellent excuse for a day off, and a good feast, surely ain't one of them...