Stephen Harper's Most Miserable Halloween Ever

Well as you can probably imagine, Stephen Harper is having a very miserable  Halloween.

After seeing his plans for Total World Domination, turn into a pumpkin.

And his plans to buy the election fail so disastrously...



And I'm pretty sure you won't see any young Canadians going trick or treating dressed like this...



Because it's so YESTERDAY.

And so is the Jason Kenney costume...



Even though in his feverish lust to get his hands on Stephen Harper's crown he is still capable of scaring the children

But luckily you don't have to go dressed up as Kenney, or a Con zombie.

Press Progress has provided a handy list of suggestions on how, for almost no money, you can dress up as a scary Con clown.

And for a few more dollars you can always buy yourself the Pierre Poilievre as Norman Bates costume.

And at the very least scare the hell out of Michelle Rempel...



But of course what's scaring Stephen Harper, and making him keep such a low profile he rarely leaves his crumbling mansion except at night...



Is not all those Cons going after his job, because he's sticking around to make sure the winner works for him.

And I'm sure it's not this latest scandal either.

Phillip Nolan, a former elementary school teacher and drummer in Prime Minster Stephen Harper’s band, has pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual interference.

At the time the arrest last year, a spokesman for Harper said the prime minister hadn’t known about the investigation and was “shocked and disturbed” by the charges.

Because he's hanging on to his parliamentary immunity, in case the Duffy trial comes back to haunt him...



And it's probably not even the rude pumpkin telling him the ugly truth...



The ugly truth he doesn't want to hear.

And still can't accept.

It's this living nightmare...



The end of his reign of terror, at the hands of the Son of Trudeau.

And the end of our long nightmare...



Poor Steve, he had such big dreams.

And plans for such big monuments.

Only to end up with this one...



Which is still scary, but only if you are a bird.

His days of terrorizing Canada are finally over.

Could it have ended better? 

Happy Halloween everybody...

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