Jason Kenney's Desperate Plan to Defeat Justin Trudeau

As you know I am delighted that today is the day Jason Kenney is going to announce that he is leaving Ottawa to ride back back to Alberta.

After twenty miserable years of spewing manure in every direction.

And I had thought that from now on that grotesque bully bigot would be the cowboy province's problem.

But according to Postmedia's David Akin I might have counted my chicken hawk before it hatched.


For he says Kenney is returning to Alberta to be the Con's Kathleen Wynne !!!!

As the leader of a big influential province, Wynne was the Liberal in the best position to slow, alter or even halt the Conservative agenda. Case in point: pension reform. 

So now comes Kenney who, close associates say, is more keen to be a national champion of a conservative movement than he is necessarily keen to wield power. 

And if we are in for several years of a Liberal government in Ottawa, Kenney has calculated that perhaps he can do what Wynne did to Harper -- be a conservative leader of a big influential province that can slow, alter or halt the Trudeau Liberal agenda.

Which is a scary thought, because while the dress does suit Kenney, red is definitely NOT his colour.

And if you don't believe me read this.

The Cold War ended decades ago, but it seems Jason Kenney's still fighting a culture war.

You see, according to Kenney, too many kids these days are wearing t-shirts that "unconsciously" promote communism and it's high time we, as a free society, took actions to stamp out these unfashionable activities once and for all.

Which should be enough to disqualify him from running for dog catcher.

Or hog catcher...



And while I prefer to focus on what his departure means for the Harper Party 

Jason Kenney’s imminent departure from the federal scene marks a sea change for right-of-centre politics in Canada. It is a significant setback for the federal Conservatives, however they may choose to cast it. 

And it is the clearest signal yet that the party Stephen Harper built, with Kenney as his principal go-to guy, is preparing for a lengthy time in opposition.

And as I said yesterday, celebrate the beginning of the Con Apocalypse...



Kenney is going to Alberta, so I can't be sure what might happen.

He's already up to his dirty tricks...


As only a Con hog could.

And I find this rather alarming. 

Kenney, it’s reported, has his sights set on the leadership of the Alberta Progressive Conservative party, which he hopes to merge with the breakaway Wildrose party. As the CBC’s Eric Grenier suggested in a recent analysis, that won’t be easy. But it’s never a good idea to underestimate Kenney.

Could he pull off a merger in Alberta? I wouldn’t put it past him. Kenney has developed a knack for doing — and being — the unexpected.

Because I'm sure you all know what a Kenney victory might mean...



And the good news? I don't think any of this is going to happen. I can't believe that Albertans would elect a leader as bigoted and crazy as Jason Kenney.

So all I can say is, good people of Alberta we are counting on you.

Don't be fooled by anything Kenney says.

Lasso that maniac monkey...



Before he finishes off your province.

And tries to destroy our Canada...

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