Rob Ford's Deeply Disturbing Gangsta Fantasy Problem

I have to admit I have been doing my best to ignore Rob Ford. I find keeping up with the criminal activities of Boss Harper and his Con gang hard enough.

And I fear too much exposure to that monstrous dumb as a spoon Con buffoon might drive me over the edge eh?

But how can you ignore this state of denial or delusion?

Mayor Rob Ford called the events of Monday night a “minor setback” and offered no apology in a Wednesday evening press conference.

Or the damage he is doing.

Ford then went on the attack against his colleagues on council, accusing those on budget committee of returning to the “old mentality” of “spend, spend, spend. Tax, tax, tax.

And strangely enough this apparently inane video does tell us a lot about Rob Ford and his deeply disturbing fantasy world...



It tells us that he is almost certainly still taking hard drugs. Because his twitchy movements are less like those of somebody who has had too much alcohol, and more like those of a person on some kind of powerful stimulant.

We know that he is still hanging out with the wrong people.

Throughout the day, Ford ignored questions about whether he was using drugs Monday night — when the video was filmed — and the fact that he was again associating with alleged drug dealer Alexander “Sandro” Lisi.

And most disturbingly, that deranged druggy diatribe tells us what should be obvious by now to everyone: that spoiled son of a millionaire has a bizarre and fatal attraction for the low life or the criminal element.

Because let's be clear eh? As Ford's buddy Boss Harper likes to say. That crude imitation of Jamaican patois is not some attempt to show he's cool. It's Robbie playing a gangsta, or street gang member, because that's how THEY talk.

I know that because I have always loved reggae music. I know a little patois, just enough to tell the difference between calling your friend a bumbaclot, and trying to sound like a CRIMINAL.

And now that we've seen that video, and the one of Ford stomping around in a blind rage threatening to kill someone.

And we've seen these pictures...



With the one who was murdered on his right, and the one who was shot on his left.

It should be obvious that this brutish man child lives in some kind of twisted fantasy world, where drugs are easily available, and he can give vent to his inner animal.

Just like it should be obvious that a man who likes to hang with criminals, or pose as one, or calls the police chief a cocksucker in a public restaurant, should not even be the Mayor in Name Only of a city as big as Toronto. 

And the fact that nobody seems to be able to do anything about it is incredibly depressing.

And the good news?

He is still the Mayor in Name Only with only the power to be a nuisance.

Being seen on TV trying to imitate a Jamaican gangsta is not going to please a lot of the half wit members of his so-called Ford Nation. Because those morons may not mind if he is plastered on the job. But black street gangs scare the shit out of them.

Neither will Ford's rant help his good buddy Stephen Harper's Great War on Crime. 

Because every time Lord Harper starts sounding like Vic Toews, or Mussolini, all we have to do is lob the Fordzilla in his general direction. 

Or make him wear him...



And the best news of the day?

This video may be a little too painful to play right now.

Now that Ford is the best known Canadian in the world. Along with Justin Bieber.

And the whole world is laughing at us. 

Or wondering whether we're all like that.

But the day we defeat him it will be HILARIOUS...




Now imagine juxtaposing a clip from one of Harper's foaming law and order speeches, with one of Rob Ford carrying on like a gangsta. 

Followed by some video of the two men together.  One saying I'm the best Mayor Toronto ever had !!!! The other saying I'm a real economist !!!!

Followed by the sound of screaming MONKEYS !!!!!

Even the Ford Nation should understand that message eh?

And with a little luck.

They WILL go down together...



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