Piggy Ford, Sun News, and Harper's Fatal Hat Trick

Gosh. I've never started a post with the same picture I used to end the last one eh?

But you really can't repeat this enough times: You can't put lipstick on a Con hog.

Mayor Rob Ford threatened to sue former staffers Thursday, but it was his reference to allegations of oral sex with a former staff member that sent shockwaves through the city.

“It says I wanted to eat her pussy and I have never said that in my life to her. I would never do that. I’m happily married and I’ve got more than enough to eat at home,” he said before heading up to council.

Because now NOBODY can deny that the man is a vulgar swine, who would embarrass his own wife, his city, and his country.

Or deny that Rob Ford and Sun News richly deserve each other.



Every TV station wants Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. But it’s Sun News Network that has landed the hottest man on the airwaves.

If you have loved or even hated the Ford Show so far, stay tuned because there’s more to come. The Rob and Doug Ford Show is coming to Sun News Network.

Because they're both Con, they're both sleazy, and they're both DESPERATE.

“Following the cancellation of their top-rated radio show, we approached the Fords about hosting a show on our network,” said Kory Teneycke, SNN vice-president. “We are delighted to announce they have agreed.”

“We are in the age of reality TV and it doesn’t get more real than the Fords,” said Teneycke.

And I have to believe that Teneycke is even MORE desperate than the Ford brothers, if that's possible eh?

Because not only is he willing to put a crass, vulgar, racist, homophobic. misogynistic, drug addict with criminal connections on the Con network. To his eternal shame, if he had any.

He's also reminding people that the Fords are both members of the Con Nation.

Despite all the trouble the PMO, where he once worked, is going to try to conceal that connection. By ordering all the members of the Harperite cult to not even MENTION the word "Ford"

And if asked by reporters to just say this:

“I have nothing to add to your story. Let me know if you want to talk about job numbers.”

Just like they tried to conceal the tape of that famous barbecue.



Stephen Harper’s office recognized the video of him swapping jokes with Rob Ford may not be winning him any new friends. So it had it taken down.

Where the Fordzilla spoke lovingly about his "fishing trip" with Harper.

At least that's what we hope it was eh? Not some kind of drunken orgy.

And along with that other loser Tim Hudak, made plans for what Great Ugly Leader called their Con "hat trick."



Only to have Kory Teneycke bring back all those now BAD memories.

By going on a fishing trip of his own and reeling in Robbie...



And reminding us that as stinky as Ford is, he's one of THEM.

All of which could be even more embarrassing, if the province does decide to stage an intervention and remove the Fordzilla from office.

Ontario Premier Kathleen Wynne opened the door to intervening in the “truly disturbing” situation involving Toronto Mayor Rob Ford. Ms. Wynne said she would consult with other party leaders in view of achieving unanimous support for any move, noting the “extraordinary and unique nature” of the situation.

And both Harper and Hudak are forced to choose between opposing the move and losing Toronto, and most decent Canadians. Or supporting it and alienating what's left of the Ford Nation.

Golly. If I was the opposition one of the first questions I'd ask Stephen Harper when Parliament returns is, does he support the removal of Rob Ford from office? And if not why not?

And if I was at Queen's Park I'd ask Tim Hudak the same question.

As well as whether he feels the same way about Mike Duffy...



And doesn't he have ENOUGH problems?

And as for the Fordzilla, when councillors start turning their backs on him and quoting Cromwell:

“You have sat too long here for any good you have been doing. Depart, I say, and let us have done with you. In the name of God, go!”

You know he's done eh?

And we could soon have our own hat trick.

By bringing down THREE Con monkeys.

With ONE scandal...



Yup. As I keep telling you, we have the Con Nation where we want it.

And we are going to DESTROY it...

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