Jason Kenney and the Octopus Monster

OMG. Run for your lives. It's the octopus monster from outer space, or the Creature from the Con Lagoon.

And it seems like NOTHING can stop Jason Kenney !!!!

Two weeks ago I told you how he was refusing to give up his old job, and humiliating not one but TWO new Con ministers. 

And now he's done it AGAIN !!!! 

A release issued by Citizenship and Immigration earlier today to mark the start of a Greek festival in Toronto initially identified Kenney as "Minister of State for Multiculturalism", seemingly undaunted by the fact that the current cabinet line-up already includes one thus-styled minister of state, but his name is Tim Uppal, not Jason Kenney.

He's shamelessly trying to ruin Uppal's debut as a NEW/NOUVEAU minister...



Moments after the curious wording was noted on twitter, the release was edited to remove the title, although not, it's worth noting, to add either Uppal's name or, for that matter, that of newly minted Citizenship and Immigration Minister Chris Alexander, even though it was posted to his departmental website.

And making Harper's shiny new mouthpiece Chris Alexander look like a monkey...



Because let's face it eh? More humiliated than that and you die, as we say in Quebec. Or join a masochist club, a petting zoo, or a CIRCUS.

And all because Kenney doesn't want to let go of his grip on the country's multicultural communities, who in his state of agitated delusion he believes will help him succeed Harper, and become Canada's next Prime Minister.

And now he's out of CONTROL.

But wait. What's this? A lonely tweet from the VERY quiet Twitter site of Lord Harper himself...

#FF RT @MinChrisA Pleased to join twitter today as Canada’s Citizenship and Immigration Minister! #cdnpoli
— Stephen Harper (@pmharper) August 9, 2013

And what seems to me a not so subtle message to Jason Kenney: BACK OFF.

I love you and your flock like a Brother in Christ, but I need Alexander to make me look NEW/NOUVEAU so he's the REAL Minister and you're NOT !!!#!@!!

Which is interesting because it suggests that Harper can no longer control Kenney by the usual means. And that Kenney is so afraid that Harper might take the party down with him, he's going for it.

Because now he's PISSED.

He didn't want to lose the multicultural file. When he heard he was going to be stripped of the job, he sulked for weeks in the House of Commons...



Just sitting there saying nothing, playing with his blackberry, and refusing to saddle-up.

So you can imagine how angry he must be now. And it's only a matter of time before he explodes, and the divisions in the Con party are exposed for all to see. And just in time for their convention in the late fall.

Yup. I know many people think the Cons will go out with a whimper rather than a bang. Like an old jalopy running out of gas, spare parts, and history. But I don't. I think they will tear themselves apart.

I think Jason Kenney's naked ambition is going to drive the final nail into the coffin of the Con regime.

I think the day Stephen Harper loses control of his little House of Horrors, it will be like opening Pandora's hellish box.

The old Reform demons will fly out, and they will consume him...



And won't that be a beautiful horror movie eh?

Jason Kenney as the Octopus Monster or the Con Anti-Christ.

Stephen Harper as himself.

The screams of pain that sound like music to our ears.

And a BRUTAL ending...



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