Jimbo Flaherty and the Porky Action Monster

Well as you know today was St Patrick's Day, and no doubt wee little Jimbo Flaherty was running around looking for the pot of gold.

The one he lost when he cut the GST.

And probably wishing he didn't have to call his new budget Porky Action Plan 2013.

Because it's hard to imagine a worse way to sell a budget, than reminding Canadians of something that's driving them CRAAAAAZY !!!!


Canadians may be growing weary of — even hostile to — all those Economic Action Plan ads the Harper government has been pumping out for the last four years.The most-recently released survey has respondents calling the material “propaganda” and a “waste of money,” while fewer people than ever are taking any action after viewing the ads.

Or hard to imagine a better way to make THE HARPER GOVERNMENT smell like a slab of rancid pork.

And make Jimbo Flaherty look like a Con man...



Who would scam us into believing he needs to cut more good jobs to reduce the deficit. After giving away $14 billion in GST money, and $60 billion in juicy corporate tax breaks.

When everybody knows he just wants to kill government.

Like his deranged leader...



Holy Baloney. As if those Cons who would brainwash us like Big Brother Porky weren't incompetent  and dangerous enough.

As if all those horrible scandals weren't already threatening to bury their budget. 

The Harper government’s plan to spotlight its economic stewardship this week promises to be overshadowed by the mounting controversy over ethical lapses by Tory MPs and senators.

In 2006, Harper arrived at 24 Sussex Drive on a wave of public anger over the Liberals’ sponsorship scandal. But critics say voters may be starting to wonder how seriously they should take the Conservatives’ vows to repair government ethics.

And destroy what's left of their stinky brand.

But STILL they can't get that pig off their shoulders eh? After spending about $50 million bucks on all that Porky Action Plan propaganda, the Cons just can't give it up.

And are still bombarding us with those fraudulent vote-buying ads. Still driving us crazy. Still sticking them where they don't belong.



Because they have no class, they don't know what they are doing, and they are DESPERATE.

But then who can blame them eh? They tried to brainwash Canadians into associating their Porky Action Plan with "Jobs !!! Growth !!! Prosperity !!! But now it's just another word for phony, or corruption, or piggy waste.

And when their fraudulent economic credentials are finally exposed they will be left with NOTHING.

And that should make it so much easier to destroy them in the next election.

And send those monstrous Cons back to Alberta.

Or wherever....



Golly. Talk about being impaled on your own pork sausage.

And how ironic eh?

The hoggy Cons created a porky action monster to try to gobble up votes.

But it grew like a Frankenstein Frankenfurter.

And in the end it consumed them...

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