Stephen Harper and the Two Justins

OMG. Or should that be Baby Baby? What are Stephen Harper and his absurd Cons doing to our country?

For there was Great Musical Leader today, too busy to meet with the premiers, but not too busy to hand out royal bling to Justin Bieber.

While in the House of Commons the Con chorus wailed pathetically: The other Justin is bullying Alberta !!!!! WAAAAAAAH !!!!!!!! 

Alberta MP Michelle Rempel called the remarks "insulting," while Immigration Minister Jason Kenney, who represents a Calgary riding, said Trudeau's words were indicative of "the worst kind of divisiveness, the worst kind of arrogance of the Liberal Party."

The day after the Cons killed a bill to protect bullied children.

Can you believe that eh? What ghastly hypocrites, what cowardly scum.

And can you believe the sight of so many in the MSM,  wringing their hands over whether this might mean...wait for it...that the gnarly old Con Joan Crockatt could win a bye-election?

In the one party state of Alberta?

Where only Cons and crockatts roam...

When in fact her election would only prove that the redneck province that always leans the same way like the Tower of Pisa Pizza, or Kazakhstan, can't be taken seriously. 

And that after forty years of badmouthing the "Eastern bastards" or bashing Quebec like toothless teabaggers, or killing jobs all over the country, most Canadians care about its bruised feelings as much as I do.

Or he does...



Insulting Alberta can only make Justin even MORE popular in the rest of Canada. And the only reason the Cons are attacking him is because they are so afraid of him they're shitting their cowboy diapers.

Conservatives have launched their first concerted attack on Justin Trudeau — and a new poll may explain why. Forty-two per cent of respondents said they’d be certain or likely to vote Liberal in the next election if Trudeau was at the helm — enough to form a comfortable Liberal majority government.

And nobody, but NOBODY, is soiling himself more than Great Ugly Leader who has made it his Life Mission to destroy the Liberal Party.

For he must now fear that of the two paragraphs Canadian history books will give his sordid reign, the second one might now read:

On the positive side, before his sinister jackass regime was defeated and jailed, he did perform a political miracle, worthy of Lord Jeebus himself. Raising the Liberal Party from the dead. And bringing another Trudeau to power.

Gawd. How that must HURT... 

And what must scare him the most is the horrible possibility that he won't be able to do ANYTHING about it. The possibility that Justin Trudeau just might represent an enormous desire for change, a craving for something new and different and brighter, after the grey and grubby Con years. 

A mighty generational wave that will sweep across the country and cannot be stopped. 

Trudeau’s appeal was consistent across urban and rural areas and among voters of all age groups.

No matter what Harper, or even Justin says. 

As for me I have no idea what the future holds. And I'm still betting on an NDP or coalition government.

But as Justin's old man once famously said, right now the universe is unfolding as it should. Canada is still a progressive country.

The tyrant is quaking in his boots. The Cons are desperate. 

The redneck crockatt is snapping. #!@#!!

And of course, I'm laughing my ass off eh?

Just like him...




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