Stephen Harper and the Redneck Rodeo

It's hard to imagine a more horrible or absurd sight, than Great Black Hat Leader at the Redneck Rodeo. 

Posing as a pretty Brokeback cowboy, pursued by a posse of horny passionate admirers. But sounding like a rabid  Alberta separatist.

"I think if the founders could be here today and see the great city, see what has built up around this event, they would be amazed. They would be amazed to see that their Stampede has been part of giving birth to the greatest city and the greatest country in the world," said Harper just before the parade began.

Or the sinister bandido Firewall Steve.

For the only thing worse or more ridiculous, would have been if he had galloped waddled down the street on the back of Dean Del Mastro. Shouting Dirty Oil is ETHICAL and so is my government  !!%#!!!

Golly. I mean hee haw. Aren't aren't we lucky the Deanster was...um... busy?

Leaving Great Leader to play his favourite role; the nerd cowboy from Toronto who's more Albertan than an Albertan. In front of a captive audience.

Harper made his first public appearance in Calgary Friday on a stage in front of a couple hundred of supporters who were let into the closed-off section by security officers after checking badges.

Before making a quick getaway. 

So nobody could ask him embarrassing questions eh? Like is it true that he hardly knows Del Mastro, his parliamentary secretary? Is it because he loves Alberta so much that he doesn't care whether the Dutch Disease destroys jobs all over the country?

Does he also believe that we can adapt to global warming? Like his Big Oil buddies.

Does he still believe those eastern bastards should  freeze melt in the darkness?

And does he have any idea what people all over Canada are going to do to him in the next election? When it finally sinks in that his Con regime is not just killing good jobs. It's condemning their children to a fiery future. Just to make Alberta RICHER.

Yup. I think we can work with that eh? I think that picture of Stephen Harper in cowboy drag is going to come in VERY useful between now and the next election.

In the meantime, pity the poor people of British Columbia who are about to get a pipeline shoved up their ass whether they like it or not. For they are like calves whose necks must be broken.

Pity the people of the arctic who are about to have their way of life destroyed.

Pity the poor polar bears now homeless in their own land...



And then get angry about what the Cons are doing to our country..

For years Stephen Harper and his supporters in Alberta have waged war on Canada and the planet. But the day of reckoning will soon arrive.

It's getting really hot out there. The environment will become a bigger and bigger issue, which plays into the hands of Mulcair and the NDP. The Cons and their Big Oil buddies are on the wrong side of history. 

And soon it will be OUR turn to declare war on them...

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