My Very Gay Message to Rick Perry

I've been taking a little heat recently, from some of my gay friends, for not having written anything about Rick Perry's grotesque little video.

But as I explain to those fools, if I wrote a post every time some Christianist bigot in Amerika opened and closed his or her filthy pie hole, I'd never have the time to write about anything else. Or fetch the beer.

Besides what more could I say eh? When his video is already one of the most disliked videos in YouTube history.

There are more parodies than you can count...



Some better than...um...others. 



And although I'm an atheist, I'm rather fond of REAL Christians, so I find myself agreeing with the  Reverend Susan.

There is something wrong in this country -- but what's wrong has nothing to do with gay and lesbian troops defending it on the battlefield or gay and lesbian parents raising their children to believe that liberty and justice for all really means "all." Rather, it has everything to do with presidential candidates using homophobia as a weapon of mass distraction calculated to mobilize their political base.

And  I really have nothing to add to that...... except this very gay message to Rick Perry:

Ricky, Ricky, dahling.  I just LOVE your Brokeback Mountain coat !!!!

Heath was hot, but you are definitely HOTTER !!!!!

Now get down on all fours. So I can ride you like a horse.

Into the sunset of your political career.

While the sad credits slowly roll. Like tumbleweed in Texas.

And we sing this great cowboy song together....