Thursday, April 08, 2010

The Cons, the Hookers, and the Mob














They're covering up torture and maybe even murder.

They're muzzling Parliament, and intimidating the opposition.

They're torching the planet for profit, and selling off the country to the highest bidder.

Their theocon hitmen are going after women and gays, and throwing bricks through the windows of human rights organizations like Rights and Democracy and KAIROS.

They're using our tax dollars to buy votes, by squirting pig manure in their own ridings.

Of the $69 million in federal funds, $52 million will be spent on 24 projects in Conservative ridings. Ridings held by federal New Democrats will see 11 projects in this series of announcements which will get federal funding of a combined $10.17 million. There were just 4 projects in Liberal ridings that will divvy up just over $1 million in federal funding.

They're stacking the Senate with porkers like Mike Duffy. They've got Helena Guergis terrorizing P.E.I. And a Minister from Tequila.

And now they've got cocaine and HOOKERS?

Buh buh buh buh BUSTY.

Is this a government or the MOB?

















Which I'm sure is what the auditor general is going to say when she gets a whiff of the Porky Action Plan.

Yup. First we laugh at them.

When considering a new GG, Harper looks at diplomats, generals and #bustyhookers

Then we defeat them.Then we arrest them. And if that doesn't work.

Then we destroy the Cons...



Or let Jaffer and Guergis do that for us. Because they're doing a SUPER job.


Muahahahahaha...

I LOVE this story....

6 comments:

  1. Then we defeat them.Then we arrest them. And if that doesn't work.

    Then we destroy the Cons...


    Well said. Just like David Suzuki when someone doesn't share your view of the world you want them arrested.

    That is EXACTLY what Hitler was saying before he took power, but you use the Nazi analogy against the CPC.

    I hope you and the rest of the left that want us to cave to all cultures but our own end up in an Al Qaida prison so you can see first hand the kind of controls you would wish upon our country.

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  2. hi Blue collar Blue...hey c'mon don't be so grumpy and so literal.
    I certainly do hope that we can defeat the Cons. But I'm not going to planning to arrest them myself, and I certainly don't plan to destroy them with army of old video game parts...like you saw in that video. I'm sure they'll defeat themselves. Secondly I very much doubt that you hate Al Qaeda and other religious extremists as much as I do. And I got the scars to prove it.
    And thirdly I regret the hyperpartisanship of our times, but let's never forget who started it. Your side not us.
    Or that whatever side you're on a sense of humour is essential... ;)

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