The Irish Orders and the Pedopriest Game

First they terrorized the poor children they were supposed to be looking after...beating, raping and humiliating them. Then they covered up the truth, and didn't punish the guilty.

Now they can't find the cash.

The Catholic orders responsible for abusing Ireland's poorest children say they're struggling to come up with money to help their victims.

Yet investigations into their net worth paint a very different picture - that of nuns and brothers with billions' worth of carefully sheltered assets worldwide.

Holey moley. Are these religious orders or Papa Benny's mob?

And wouldn't it be heavenly if life was a video game?

Although this one was a nightmare. I captured a few perverts, but I couldn't save the kids. Or get the cops to arrest the bishops.

I guess that just games imitating life eh?

Luckily in the real world it's never too late for justice. Pawn the Pope's bling if necessary.

But make the bastards PAY...