Flying Objects, Gays, and the Kiss of Death

When I stumbled into my backyard this morning and looked up at the sky I thought the worst was about to happen.

Or the best....as in I was about to become a millionaire for being at the right place at the right time.

But appearances can be deceiving.

If you don't believe me check out this political ad....


When I first saw it I thought it had been made by one of Giuliani's Republican opponents.... who know that when gays support a candidate...it's usually the kiss of death.

"Quinnipiac University polls of voters in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania -- the big three Electoral College swing states -- found voters by large margins more likely to see the endorsement of a gay rights group as a reason to vote against, rather than for, a candidate. "

Surprise. Surprise.

But it turns out it was just a bunch of idiot fags.

Can you believe THAT?

First of all it makes absolutely no fucking sense. Why would we go after the most gay-positive of the Republican gang? Instead of waiting to see if he gets the nomination and then using something similar during the election campaign...to keep the Republican base sitting on their hands.

And secondly can you believe the stereotypes? When will ANYONE start representing gays as they really are...just like anyone else...instead of like a bunch of Bojangles in a melon patch?

OMFG. What a week. I start off fighting with the evil right-wing bigots, move on to blasting the idiot left for killing us with indifference and condescension, and end up taking shots at my own kind.

Oh boy it's lonely at the bottom. No wonder only Sébastien loves me. But what can I do? If I didn't say it like I see it wouldn't be me. When I use the old chestnut "Speaking Truth to Power" I MEAN it. And I am PISSED!!!

But enough of that.... I've got more important things to worry about right now. Never mind the large flying objects....


















These beautiful little ones are humping. And you know what that means?

Summer is getting critical. It's time to drop everything and just enjoy it while it lasts.

And before these other flying objects....apparently photographed buzzing Hawaii the other day...find me and take me away.



I've got to belong SOMEWHERE don't I?

But don't those fucking idiots know the difference between Canada and Hawaii.? Oh boy I can't WAIT to giveTHEM a piece of my mind.

Helloooooo Venus? Duh?

Have a great rest of summer everyone! See you when I see you.

Unless they find me first....