Oh dear. What is happening to Great Leader? He's looking awfully pale. It can't just be his sagging poll numbers. It's gotta be his pancake makeup. It's not human enough. Or maybe it's just that his stylist/psychic has been too busy at the PMO Vampire Castle..... channelling Richard Nixon.
Opposition parties on Friday demanded the Conservative government make public a reported 200-page guidebook on how to create chaos in parliamentary committees.
The guidebook, reportedly handed out to selected Conservative MPs, offers advice on how to favour government agendas, select party-friendly witnesses, coach favourable testimony, obstruct debate and, if needed, storm out of committee meetings.
OMFG. Is this a government or the mob? Who needs the Sopranos when we got these thugs?
But now at least Stephen Harper and his evil yankee-like cons stand revealed for what they really are. Deranged fascist freaks.
"Right from the very beginning, Canadians observed and members of the media observed, that [Prime Minister Stephen] Harper had a kind of control fetish, that he just had to run everything all the time and there couldn't be one comma or one sentence or one word uttered without his personal approval and I think in part, it is a manifestation of that kind of absolute obsession with control."
I've warned before that Stephen Harper has a fatal character flaw. He thinks he's smarter than everybody. Now he knows better. Now he's blown it for them all. These dum socons thought he was their Messiah. But he was really their Anti-Christ. Muahahaha!
Now he won't be able to claim that the opposition is disrupting Parliament. Not when his ReformCons have a secret manual on how to PARALYZE it.
Now the Canadian opposition can really hurt them. Give them a taste of their own medicine. Now whatever the ReformCons say all the opposition has to do is repeat time and time again. Until the sun finally rises over Canada again. After the next election...
STEPHEN HARPER...GEORGE BUSH...RICHARD NIXON...DIRTY TRICKS.
And of course....the best one of all...HIDDEN AGENDA.
After this nobody in this country will believe they don't have one....
Can YOU believe it? These filthy SoCon fascists and homophobes who have disgraced our Parliament and our country have come up with the manual for their OWN destruction. Woohoo!
Pick up your baseball bats, mallets, and wooden stakes everyone...and move in for the kill. Time to show those neocon vampires that the sun always rises.
Isn't life sweet? Smack. Thud. Hammer. Ouch! Time to reclaim our beautiful Canada.
Isn't life fun?