Ann Coulter: Bitch Goddess or Shemale?

I must admit I don't know much about Ann Coulter. Except that she's a right-wing Amerikan neocon bitch goddess who makes Blogging Tories swoon. And anything that makes those boobies swoon usually makes me vomit. So I've managed to avoid her so far. I didn't even know that she looked like a hooker...

Or that lefties in the U.S. had such strong feelings about her.

"But what I notice about myself only on reflection, Ann Coulter seemed to recognize and respond to in an instant, like a puma recognizes an injured giselle. For Ann Coulter is a predator. A predator with a hungry asshole."

That is until tonight...when I heard she made some homophobic comments at a neocon nazi rally known as the Conservative Political Action Conference...where...as you can see on this video...... she proceeded to call John Edwards a faggot.

“I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards, but it turns out you have to go into rehab if you use the word ‘faggot,’ so I — so kind of an impasse, can’t really talk about Edwards.”

Wow! If she's a hooker she's a cheap one....After seeing her on video for the first time...and hearing what she had to say all I could think of was....... is she crazy? Is she on the same drugs poor Nicole Ann Smith was taking? Or even more importantly....is she a shemale?

I mean the way she sees gay men everywhere you really have to wonder. Is she a self loathing homosexual who can't accept himself? Is that talk about rehab really a desperate cry for help? I mean with an adam's apple as humungous as that...and a butt as small as that one.... she's gotta be packing a big one ....

And it turns out I'm not the only one who thinks that....I've got the video evidence...although I'm afraid you'll have to wait to the last twenty seconds to hear Satan explain it all....

You see....Just as I figured...if Satan says it .....it's gotta be true. I knew there had to be a reason why those boobies from the Blogging Tories write about Coulter as if they had one hand on the keyboard....and the other on their puny pee pees. Neoconnie Nerds who didn't get laid in high school can be really kinky at times.

But I'm still puzzled about one thing.... If Dick "Chainman" Cheney was there....and it was such an important neocon nazi rally...where was Stephen Harper? You'd think he would be sitting in the Chainman's lap. Or at least jerking his......er...... bionic cock.

And then I remembered....he's too busy playing Ann Coulter here in Canada...

And he's not the only one trying to be the Ann Coulter of the Great White North. So is this Blonde Conservative.

But at least she tipped me off about those heroic students who are trying to save Canada....one button at a time..

In the March 1st edition of Carleton's weekly "Charlatan," the Trent Central Students Association was reported selling buttons saying "Fuck Harper" another has devil horns on his head, and the third shows the middle finger and the word "Harper."

That was useful......I used the address she helpfully provided to send a letter of congratulations to the Trent Central kids.

Now all I need to know is...

Does Ann Coulter still have his dick?

Why are there so many Coulter groupies and impersonators in this country?

And how can I get me some of those Fuck Harper buttons?

Have a great weekend everyone!