You can tell him this:
Wrong. You are the 0.01 % and you're a greedy PIG...
And remember, in Canada the gap between the rich and the poor is growing even faster than the one in the United States.
Of course, the pigs will say that you can be rich like us if you invest your pitiful savings in the stock market casino. Oink.
Or buy lots of lottery tickets.
My advice? Invest in chestnuts because you can sell them in the streets and keep warm at the same time.
The good news? It'll still be at least three months before the housing bubble
And you need a microscope to find your pension. If you have one.
So you still have plenty of time to answer the Big Question:
Whose side are you really on?