Monday, August 15, 2011
Another Big Win for the Matriarchy
As you may know, I believe that our hairy ancestors made a catastrophic mistake by letting themselves be seduced by the aggressive, violent, male supremacist chimpanzees.
And dating them for soooooooo long.
It could be the oldest, not to mention the messiest, break-up in history. When humans and chimpanzees split up along the path of evolution, they carried on having sex for as long as 4m years
Instead of going out with the more civilized bonobos, where females rule, all live peacefully together, and have sex all the time.
And this new study only proves my point.
The bonobos, chimp-like apes who live in matriarchal family groups and frequently use sex to resolve social conflicts, defied expectations by beating the group of chimpanzees in intelligence tests, because the chimps were too busy fighting among themselves for dominance.
Bonobo female trump chimps in test by tvnportal
Oh.My.Gorilla. Did you see you see those dumb male chimps fighting instead of concentrating on the test? Didn't they look ridiculous? And isn't that TYPICAL?
Groan. Sometimes its soooooo embarrassing to be a guy.
Oh well. All I know if I was one of our hairy ancestors.
I would have told the chimps to keep their bananas.
And gone out with the bonobos...
Because that's a hunky monkey eh? Big fingers are nice, but intelligence is better.
And at least I know something many of my fellow male apes don't understand. Yet.
If women ruled the world it would be a better place.
And judging by the chimpy state of our planet.
It can't happen soon enough...
P.S. Please try to raise awareness about the plight of the gentle bonobos.
We may have stood them up once. But they can still teach us so much.