I didn't have enough time to keep a close watch on the election campaign today eh? But I did manage to catch this surrealistic and sorry spectacle.
Where the Road Runner competed with Peter Mansbridge for the affection of Stephen Harper. Beep. Beep. Who was standing in the middle of a hockey rink posing as a hockey nerd. And sounding like a maniac.
Stephen Harper is challenging a key element of Canada’s parliamentary democracy, saying the ability of the opposition parties to defeat his minority government and be asked to govern themselves is open to “debate.”
Or a tyrant.
And sadly, even though the Road Runner looked like it was standing on Harper's helmet head. Beep Beep. No doubt to the horror of his Con fluffers, it was Mansbridge who stole his heart .
Because the only way he could have been any softer on Great Ugly Leader, short of giving him a full body massage, was if he'd plucked a feather out of the Road Runner's ass and fanned him with it.
But then I had to be fanned myself eh? When I read that Dimitri Soudas, Harper's beloved
They discuss “compensation” for Soudas if he can “deliver something” for them on the appointment process.
“What do you see him being able to do, Soudas?” says the voice identified as Accurso.
“He’s the boss of Quebec, the real boss of Quebec,” explains the voice identified as Poulin.
Although in this Cons On the Waterfront tape it's not clear whether Tony "Da Man" or "Das Boat" Accurso...
The appearance of political links to Accurso has become toxic in the province ever since reports first emerged of the streams of politicians and union officials who have been invited onto the businessman’s personal yacht and his great success securing lucrative government contracts.
Is talking about Dimitri... or Steve "Big Daddy" Harper...
But I think you get the idea eh? When all you hear is boss dis, boss dat, you know we've got a problem.
Just how many convicted felons, alleged fraud artists, hookers, religious fanatics, and assorted shady characters can you fit into the Harper PMO? Before somebody calls the police. Or in the case of Big Daddy...the King of Canada... the nearest maximum-security mental hospital.
Because I mean who does he think he is? Napoleon or Nero?
Oh boy. You know I think one of the reasons Jack Layton was able to win the support of so many young Quebecers, apart from all the other reasons I listed last night.
Was with a message summed up by this simple video...
Politics IS stalled, it's time that changed.
This hopeless wheel has been going around and around for far too long.
Recommend this post at Progressive Bloggers.